Hey, champ, you youngin's...develop time management skills. If you are in your teens or early 20's, work on time management. Make it a goal to keep a schedule, even if it's not a really tight one. Try to keep procrastination to a reasonable minimum. Use your free time, which will become less and more precious as you age, wisely. Your 30-something closing in uncomfortably close to 40 year old self will thank you.

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Okay, I'm just asking here, as I do want to start making some money for my first car and various other reasons instead of just having to rely on my parents, but I want to know if anyone wants me to start doing commissions. Seriously, it doesn't have to be big major things like 200,000 word epics or anything like that, but it can simply be just small one shots like I'm used to doing. However, there is a proviso. I will not do anything sex related, so no sex scenes from me. I'm willing to do just

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Thunderlane. And stuffing. Lots and lots of stuffing.

Goddammit, I'm gonna be overloading this site with fatpone before the summer's out.

Holy hell, that's a lot of notifications to look through! I suppose that's what happens when you disappear for... *checks watch* three years. Huh... I suppose it's been a while, huh? It would be shockingly rude and unprofessional if I was to just suddenly turn up again out of the blue, wouldn't it? Yeah, I guess it would...

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"It's the absolute worst!" Flim yelled, cartwheeling in front of the conveniently-placed pile of dynamite. "There's nothing there, really--you should join my Patreon instead, where you'll get access to my OnlyFlams posts for the low, low price of your soul and half of your pocket change! Unlike a certain somepony, who only offers marker-scented markers."

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I don't suppose anyone saved a copy of the old version of the story? It was lost when my external drive failed, and I'd thought I'd reconstructed my notes fairly well, but apparently not so well as I'd hoped. If I had the old story, I can definitely rebuild them, but.... well, I don't. Does anyone happen to have it saved anywhere, or know of an archive where it might be found?

I'm super stoked to finally publish something after so long. Give it a read and let me know what you guys think!

And that concludes the craziest month of my Fimfiction career thus far. A Cavalcade of Cards is complete, in its glorious entirety. It's a strange sort of feeling, as though I am relieved but also thoroughly empty.

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I'm still stuck in that point where I get like no enjoyment out of anything, I've really worked on nothing other than commissions and adopts lately, because I've had basically no drive to work on almost anything. Well, there's been a few things, but not much I can post right now. Hopefully soon, the lack of writing is actually getting on my nerves.

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Originally intended as an entry in the big sci-fi contest (but sadly not completed in time), it's a new long-form story from yours truly! I hope you all like it!

For some reason, one thing I absolutely love to death is JRPG tropes. I’m talking stuff like Dragon Quest and Final Fantasy, stuff concerning party composition, storyline tropes, and all that jazz.

It’s apparently gone so far that I want to write some MLP JRPG thing. It includes all this party composition, enemy tropes, and stuff like that. This may be because I’m playing through Dragon Quest VI and I honestly love it a lot.

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An unexpected birthday discovery! This is done on an early '90s cam corder but still. Guards is just reliably solid, which is why I think it's one of the most constant Disc adaptions next to Wyrd Sisters. It's also just neat to see hangdog burnout Vimes before he became street hardened noirish bastard with a heart of goldish Commander Vimes.

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... we have a canon pony with definitely murderous tendencies:

Y'know, if it wasn't for Twilight, little Buzzsaw McColt would definitely shovel poor Tree H. Hooffield's brains out. Quite an escalation since pumpkins and tomatoes. Not to mention that some McColts seem pretty laid back about the whole conflict thing:

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A Spring Story

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

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...when you get this really good idea for a fan fic--this sort of adventure/mystery sort of tale feature Gallus, Spike, their respective pasts, their presents, and details on certain long-absent family members--but you know, deep down, you really don't have the time to commit to such a project?

Especially when you're me, and are trying (and only kind of succeeding?) to cut back on long-form fanfics?

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... yes, I bought it. It was too damn funny not to get. And I'm reviewing it because I might as well, right?

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus is, first and foremost, a parody work by Chuck Tingle, and it is erotic fiction. Be warned, all ye who go beyond here. Also, minor spoilers ensue.

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