Not long ago, I walked past a stall that smelled of those evenings I'd spend at my father's office as a kid, helping him get computers working, with a distinct scent of the blue and pink colours he insisted on painting the walls and the faintest whiff of those funny little black-and-white icons Macs used to have.

Smell is weird.

Honest question guys.

Not sure who Mane Smelody is, but at least we don't have to put up with Misty anymore.

Pipp knows how to please herself.

Plants don't need the earth to grow. They can just grow wherever.

Pipp isn't just fat, she's also blind.

There seems to be a 5 seconds rule even when foraging.

Kicks a plant. Plant wins.

Pipp gasps when she sees her own reflection. They've covered all the mirrors in the Queendom to prevent this from happening, yet here we are.

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Well, In The Midst of Dreams failed moderation. Gaudior kept on warning me to add more pony in the first chapter but I didn't care, I was going to post the story complete or nearly done or half-way done. Adding ponies in that first chapter would mess with the flow. And it failed moderation despite having three chapters, the second that leads to ponies and the the third when said main character meets Luna.

I don't even fucking care.

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I heard about these homesick candles you can get, that are supposed to smell like your city or home state. So I went on amazon and bought one of Florida. I waited all day for it, and when it came, I wasn't disappointed.

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Okie dokie everypony!

As promised, Chapter 2 of "I Love the Smell of Friendship in the Morning" is being posted today!

Will Nutmeg ever get the recaf he desires? Or will he be killed first by heretics, bipeds, or the byzantine bureaucracy of the Equestrian Guard?

Find out here!

Okay, can you possibly pray for my soul here? I'm not going to lie to you, this fic... Well, if it were food and Gordon Ramsey were to be reviewing it, he'd say it's FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKINGGGG RAW! Yes, it's that bad. Now, the fic in question?

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This is all in reference to this story, which is where I would be posting this except I seem to have been blocked. Or at least I think I have. The error message I got when trying to post this was incredibly vague and unhelpful (Failed to post). Anyways, long story short, to say that the comments on that story have been contentious all around would be an understatement, during which I

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It's been a while, but I'm finally going to be posting stories again!

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Howdy folks! Got something a little different today, but first, in case you haven't been following, here is a list of fics reviewed in the last 4 entries:
-#1: The Kidnapping of Twilight Velvet; Give a Like, Feed a Changeling; and Weatherpony

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If anything weird happens, you know who to blame. "Beardong Shimmer" came up during tonight's game. Then the memes kicked in.

On a moderately serious note, I pounded out another 1000+ words of chapter 2 today.

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

Here’s a list of true events I’ve lived through in the last few weeks—assembled in somewhat chronological order. Keep in mind I wrote this intending it as a comedy, but since it’s an actual abridged chronicle of my life, it reads like a horror story. 

I expect nobody will laugh when reading this.

And I find that so unbelievably fucking funny, oh my God.

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So last night I had one of the coolest experiances in my life and I went to TAYLOR

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Life update time!
I am currently brushing out all the tangles on my twilight sparkle wig, because I get to wear it to school tomorrow
i also just started season 5 of supernatural
and (spoiler warning) OKAY I BARELY REMEMBER HALF OF SEASON 4 AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT ALL OF SEASON 5 IS GONNA BE ABOUT LUCIFER. AND OH MY GOSH I LOVE CHUCK. AND ADAM WAS ADORABLE WHEN HE WAS ACTUALLY ALIVE. AAGHHHHH MY BRAIN IS BECOMING NUMB
but yeah!

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So here's a thing.

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