Ok i think it's time for this artist Dragk to be thrown under the bus because if you look through his shit you might die of cringe, it's that bad. He self insertion are fucking gay and are stupid and makes me question does this guy actual put's Celestia's cutie mark on a horse and fucks it because i would not be surprised.

Warning all his work is NSFW and are all fucked up.

Mindlessgonzo covered him

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...where you just can't be fucked?

Then someone comes along and asks you to do a job where you essentially get paid to do fuck all, and for longer?

I did today!

Yep, there's yours truly's ugly mug. I am currently getting paid to sit in a van whilst waiting for customers to collect their online shopping.

The guy who was supposed to be doing this has been sent on deliveries, as we had a driver go sick.

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With Restore the Queen nearing a conclusion I am trying to plan somewhat for the future. Given my inability to keep any idea simple and short, I've been agonizing over which project I want to try next. So I will ask you all, my kind and compassionate readers.

Which story should be written next?
A: Story about anon and derpy on their own (prequel)
B: Story about human immigration to equestria (somewhat sexual)
C: yandere Luna × anonymous (in need of much more plotting.)

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A chastity device (male or female model) that only unlocks each day after you've written a set number of words. That would up my word count!

Of course, how useful a motivational tool this would be is entirely dependent on your sex drive.

Also, I normally keep my love of pony and my love of bondage separate, but hot damn KRD draws some good shit. I totally didn't discover this after a search for "chastity" on derpibooru. <---LIES!

Loads of salt. A load of it. I don't normally cover 4chan news, but honestly this is so fucking great. Thank you stallmen for the point.

It's the sequel you've all been waiting for! I hope you like long reads, because last time I complained about season seven for twenty-five thousand words, and this time I managed to just about double that! Be warned, unmarked spoilers are below the break.

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On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..., A nutshack on a ...you know fuck this shit...I'm out...

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Alright, let's all take a deep breath, take a moment to relax...

In...

And out.

There, that's much better, isn't it?

You're probably wondering why I told you to take a breath. Or you probably skimmed up to this point. Whatever.

Let's just get this out there; off my chest, and on the table.

Fuck horses.

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I'll post a link of it soon. It was fun, though.~

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Well that was a thing! It was... ACTING! What's more important than acting?! Oh yes... Garnet. But it's not a Garnet episode, it's a Jamie episode! A funny one! So wanna see ACTING? Then get it after the break!

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Hey, I actually put out a new story. Some art tempted me to write a bit and I ended up with a fluffy little one shot. I've tagged So Maybe because the two stories are related. Anyway, the story is embedded below so go check it out while you're not-so-regularly scheduled Enemy of Mine update remains in progress.

ESweet Sleepy Sunshine

• MLP: FiM
• Slice of Life

Small secretary stumbles across sight of sleeping sun goddess!

• Celestia
• Philomena
• Raven Inkwell

Ice Star · 1.3k words  ·  124  5 · 2.1k views

things just keep piling up and getting wack i thought i would get to relax this summer at least a little but instead it's been like
bleh
i had to call fuckin' government stuff ten times in one day to actually speak to a person and shit so that's an idea of how stupid shit has been and yes why there is no *VISIBLE* horse word update
keyword there is visible, so yes i am 100% STILL WORKING ON WRITING THAT'S SUPER GREAT FOR ME TOO

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