Just like everyone is doing, I will just let this here:
1. Stranger
2. Friend
3. Close Friend
4. BFF
5. Really Close
6. Crush
7. I want to be with you

Boredom compelled to make a random remix...

art has been made

I always found it weirdly amazing when people said “you can’t make a character in diapers be badass”. It’s a weird sentiment, because, for me, the attire isn’t all that important when it comes to badassery. Take One Piece’s Senor Pink, who is a grown man wearing diapers and a bonnet, and is probably one of the most badass characters this series has produced.

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At the time of this blog, the second most trending group on the site is the surreally titled Church of the Divine Bacon Horse. I am indirectly responsible for its existence.

The Oversaturated World has developed in several directions I had neither expected nor intended since its formation. Most of the time, I've been delighted by these surprises. At worst, I've found them intriguing twists on the original concept. This? This is just bizarre.

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My story failed moderation so I deleted it.

I'm just gonna right something else. Not a crossover though. Whe whole reason it failed was their wasn't enough MLP, and too much other.

-Jasper

I've been thinking about it, and I do want to do a sequel to I Am Not Sombra. Problem is: I've no idea what kind of plot a sequel would revolve around other than general points, or what to do with it (other than a chapter for Cadance's trial+pardoning). I'm open to suggestions though if you have any and want to send them my way.

Also read Applejack Is An Interdimensional Alien

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...the appeal of the stories where the "author" tells his story of how he was transformed from a regular, average citizen into say... Groucho. And ended up in Equestria?

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Hey guys. I think it's time for us to have a really serious conversation.

So, as you're undoubtedly aware, It's been over a year and a half since I last updated The Prince of the Night. Some of you really want to see updates, some of you aren't desperate but would enjoy seeing it come back, but I'm willing to bet that most of you have pretty much forgotten that this story even exists. And this story hasn't exactly been a priority for me.

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Can't sleep. Nope. Not much sleep for this Draconequus! Not a wink!

Stomach still won't calm down but that's my fault, can't complain about that one. Much. Let's see... Got work in about less than four hours, so it'll be another long...LONG day.

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To all of you:

Happy Lovebutt Day

Very weird, but SFW. Unless your work has something against absurdism and clay

⊂ヽ
　 ＼＼ This is Lenny. Help
　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lenny take over
　　　 >　⌒ヽ discord by pasting him
　　　/ 　 へ ＼ in 5 other servers
　　 /　　/　＼＼ or he will never
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽつ be your Friend
　　/　/ 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑
　 /　/|
　(　(ヽ
　|　|、＼
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |

In the nearby bushes

“This is it!” Pinkie Pie hissed frantically, barely keeping her voice within whisper volume levels. She grabbed Luna with her hooves, shaking the Moon Princess vigorously. “I told you my romantic picnic plan would work! Can this pony plan a party for two or can this pony plan a party for two?!”

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And I just don't even.

Happy New Year, Everypony.

So, here's a random list of stuff that I love without too much commentary:

The Room 3
Atmospheric puzzle games are my favorite type of games. Too bad most of them suck. Fireproof Games is my on-again-off-again lover. Before January 11th, we were off-again because they first promised this game would come out last April. Right now we're on-again, because:

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I have no idea when updates for anything are going to happen. Between family drama, me moving into my new trailer, and a bunch of other shit, I've also been working on my new Youtube channel. It's called Gamin Daemon, and I've already got a Let's Play on it for Here They Lie. Not all of the episodes are uploaded yet, because I scheduled them to upload weekdays at noon PST, but the game is done, and the last episode is scheduled

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As you may have heard, horizon and Not_A_Hat decided to do a drunken watch-and-write session last night since neither of them had seen the Season 6 finale. They invited all and sundry to join in the fun. The linked blog gives the highlights, since horizon kept updating it as the night went on. Ponies were watched, tables were flipped (with photographic evidence,) and abominations were written. Also, we all read a

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I have just started reading House of Leaves, and I am incredibly disappointed.

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ANNOUNCEMENT: THERE HAS BEEN A TRAILER FOR EQUESTRIA GIRLS 3: FRIENDSHIP GAMES. PLEASE ENTER THIS BLOG AT YOUR OWN RISK OF SPOILERS.

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