Since it seems to have gotten buried overnight, in case you missed it, I put up another chapter of Preliminary Tour yesterday.
Part Eight: Of Sixes and Sevens
Enjoy the smut,fellow pervs!
So, a lot of people unhappy with this chapter, and looking back on it, for good reason.
I know what I was going for with this and the next couple of chapters, and evidently this wasn't the right way of going about it. Let me explain my thought process a little.
Step 1: gather noodles
Step 2: gather water
Step 3: put noodles in bowl
Step 5: skip step 4, it's not important
Step 6: put bowl in microwave
Step 7: set time on microwave and press cook
Step 8: go into other room to do laundry and trip over cat toy
Step 9: spend duration of cook time looking for bandaid
Step 10: go back into kitchen and notice burning smell
Step 11: notice cup of water on counter
Step 12: remove burnt noodles from microwave and feed them to pet trashcan
My reaction to that episode:
John, what have you done?
I am so traumatized by what happened in that episode.
If you watch that episode on Disney+, you get the idea.
Oh man.... I am speechless right now!
On the Derpibooru forums, I've spent all of Seasons 4 and 5 writing abnormally long snap reviews for every episode, usually within 48 hours of first-run. My rules are simple… (1) One watch-through and then write immediately; (2) NO reading what anyone else said about the episode before posting.
Yeah, this was my first time watching that movie... and it sucked. Three hours... three hours I had to digest every single scene that just went on and on and on and on and on and on—JUST END IT ALREADY!!! Holy fuck, this movie was ass. I will post my review of it later this week. Man, this was a snore fest. I wanted to post this blog the day after I watched it but here it is. Just wanted to get this off my chest. I bet my fingers will hurt after typing my long review of a long movie. Ughhh...
Hello friend.
Hello friend.
That's lame. Maybe I should give you a name?
My original plan for my second blogpost of the new year was a not-exactly-positive rant about certain meta stuff pertaining to my writing. But as I sat down to type, I was suddenly hit with inspiration.
I figured out how to write a third "Burrito" story.
You better unbuckle your pants and firmly grasp it because I got a update for you!
!!///Long-ish read ahead, you can skip it///!!
This is what I mean when i say I post trash.
It amazes me how blind I can be on some of my posts. Sure, I'm not the only one who fails to read the rules on groups, but I did some that were so tasteless, especially on the Anti-Depression group, which I can't believe I even put up. Dear god, me of all people should know better.
"We're here to encourage each other and help deal with our real problems."
"Read this! I'm a dick!"
-.-
I envy those writers who can knock out a 2000+ word chapter/story in a day like it's nothing. For me, it's just not that easy to even crack a thousand. I find it very difficult to work on a story unless something 'clicks'. Fortunately, that seems to have happened, and I can continue writing.
What?
What?
Wut?
WHAT?!
All characters that ever were playable in a Smash Bros game.
I‘m glad for Snake, Ice Climbers and Wolf.
But Pichu!?!?
And just casually revealing Daisy.
And then motherfucking Ridley!!!!!!!
What just happened?
It’s currently 1:30 AM in my area. I’m in this weird void where I cannot fall asleep because my mind’s moving a million mile per minutes, but also because I’m too tired to sleep. Sort of like that one lyrics from The Gambler, you know?
If I was spacey during school yesterday, they ain’t seen nothing yet. Dear God it’s going to be awful.
So, uh ... I just hit Publish on something that probably two people on this website will appreciate. And the other one is named "Poorly Disguised Alt." I'm not linking to it because of NSFW, but if you have View Mature turned on, this post tags it.
And I feel I owe you all something of an explanation, and a warning before you click through.
Brief, incoherent author-noting after the break.