hewwo today, september 13, marks 11 months since i started dating a truly amazing person (altho my girlfriend is also pretty amazing but today is about my boyfriend 💙)

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Why the fuck is my mood going to crap when my life is so much better than it has been in a while? I'm slowly losing my patience. I don't condone bullshit of any kind, and I can only put up with it for so long. I'm angry and crying at the same time and it's making my head hurt. I just want the truth, even if it's something I don't want to hear. I'm a big girl. I don't need things sugarcoated. As long as it's honest, it's OK. Tell me that I'm a bitch, or that I try too hard. It's

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The moment has come! As of today, my Patreon account is officially launched!
If you enjoy my writing and want to give me something in return, you can do that now! And, of course, there is still something in it for you if you decide to support me, because there are rewards waiting for you! I'll detail all the rewards below!

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"That is IT!" screeched Trixie as she flung a hoof accusingly at nopony in particular. "The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie has had enough!"

"What's she up to?" whispered Rarity with the most ladylike subtlty she could muster at 9 o'clock in the morning.

Starlight Glimmer shrugged and sipped her coffee. "No clue. Probably best we just let her get it out of her system, though."

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Aloha, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV Show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today...well, for my 24th TV show analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take on "My Little Pony: Pony Life".

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Well, sort of. The fridge broke so I had to clean it out. Other than that, today's been pretty chill. This guy from Jesus camp wanted to hang out today, but I couldn't go because my brother was moving. The good news is that my friend is coming over Friday night! So far, the hooch has been looking pretty good. The balloon inflated throughout the day yesterday, and you could hear the bubbles if you listened carefully. Today, it stayed the same size. It will be ready

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'allo Fimfic, yesterday was Homestuck Day! Happy Homestuck Day to all the Vriska Stans in the audience!

But also; it was my birthday.

I would have posted yesterday, but I've been in a daze for the last two days because yesterday was also the day I got my second vaccination shot.

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hello everyone, i'm still gonna do the bronycon blogpost i mentioned two weeks ago (and by that i mean I'll publish it Friday), BUT IN THE MEANTIME I WANTED TO SHARE THIS MEME I MADE INB4 I PUBLISH A STORY TOMORROW

that is all, thank you for attending my TED talk, I hope you have a great day!!!

mwa

-mono

... yes, I bought it. It was too damn funny not to get. And I'm reviewing it because I might as well, right?

Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus is, first and foremost, a parody work by Chuck Tingle, and it is erotic fiction. Be warned, all ye who go beyond here. Also, minor spoilers ensue.

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If you’re like me, you’ve accepted the fact that writing is a constant exercise of forgetting and then re-learning the single most basic goddamn rules every time. Technical stuff is easy—hey, commas go here, semicolons go there, slap in the butt and go get ‘em, tiger—but conceptual stuff?

Pff, fuck me. 

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I sincerely wish you all a happy and Holy Christmas, and I hope you and yours are all doing well with many happy returns for the new year and beyond.

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The incredible Scribbler read my story! It's even better than I imagined it while writing it. You can listen to it here:

AND I JUST WISH
I COULD TELEPORT ALL OF YOU TO MY HOUSE
AND WE COULD WATCH PONIES
AND EAT FOOD
AND BE FRIENDS
AND COSPLAY PONIES
AND JUST ALL HANG OUT LIKE THE GIANT NERDS WE ALL ARE
AND IF WE COULD AVOID FIGHTING
WE WOULD ALL CHEER UP, AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE BIT
AND IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL

man it would be awesome. i so wish i could hang out with you guys irl

Oh, watch him lie on his lounge, that old Aragón, that sharp fella. Covered in that velvet red robe of his, sipping idly from a cup of whiskey. There's a man you'd call a friend. There's a chap you'd call when there's trouble -- not because he can help, but he can stand there looking, make a witty quip.

You could kiss him, right now, but you won't. Because you know Aragón, that sharp fella. You know that cup looks like it's full of whiskey, but chances are, it's full of cum.

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(Tagging Administrative Angel since its sequel is ONLY in the book until September!)

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Okay so I was thinking about possibly changing my username to nonbinarysunset.
Why?
Well I've had my "anonymousjedi" username for as long as I've had my fimfiction, and it referenced a previous username.
Also, I don't feel it represents what i want to be known for in the fandom. I have become much more punny since choosing anonymousjedi, and I feel like nonbinarysunset would be a great way to subtly nod to two of my favorite fandoms.

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It's probably been a while, or maybe I'm just too quiet lately. I'm not sure. Either way, let's talk story updates. Even though I can't write in the same way I used to (mostly because I'd need, like, more three of me to keep up with all the shit I want to do in general) I've still been getting stuff done! It may not be three stories updating near-monthly or a hecking bunch of more substantial new one-shots popping out every few weeks, but it's something. Get those below the break!

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So, as a lot of you have noticed, I have an abundance of stories on this site. Problem is, a lot of them are random one-offs that tie into my main story, "The Not-So-Normal Adventures of King Sombra and Pinkie Pie." Now, the reason this is a problem is because... Well, here's all the one-shots...

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there is no way i will be able to write the fic i wanted to
my writers' block is back, and i can't get the story to flow at all
so yeah
my hopes and dreams of writing a stressed-out halloweeen rarity fic are basically circling the drain right now

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