do YOU like Strawberry Sunrise? do YOU like changelings? do YOU like that weird sort of fic that I write where I can't adequately summarize? do YOU like clickbait summaries because pls pay attention to this fic, I'm very proud of it? If you answered yes to none or more of the above, come check out this fanfic I wrote!

TThe Many Lives of Strawberry Sunrise

• MLP: FiM
• Drama
• Slice of Life

Most new ponies feel alone when they first come to Ponyville, but Strawberry Sunrise is far less alone than she thought.

• Death
• Changelings
• Strawberry Sunrise

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'Tis spook month!

And as such, I was looking back at that spook-month-themed fic I wrote back in 2019 that I was adamant at the time HAD to be formatted in a one-shot format.

But this year I concluded doing it in one-shot format hadn't really done anything for it, so I decided to retroactively go back and break it up into individual chapters instead.

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I'm sure most of you saw the notification already, but I wrote a new fic for a contest entry, and I'm very proud of it! I'd love it if you gave it a read, especially considering that it's not your standard sci-fi/romance story. How many are told from the diary of a sprinkler system?

EThe Dangers of Personal Growth

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Sci-Fi

The Solar Corporation would like to remind all employees that the incident involving Fiddlesticks and Lightning Dust was an isolated one, and would like to direct all further inquiries to their Incident Help Desk for an appropriately timely response.

• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Lightning Dust
• Fiddlesticks

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... and sorry about the cover image. I usually like to make them myself, but I was exhausted yesterday.

so i was SUPER DUPER pumped for halloween tomorrow
i was going trick or treating w/ two of my friends, one whom i hang out with ALL THE TIME, the other whom i havent seen in awhile, owing to the fact that i only ever saw her at vball but the season's over and she's homeschooled.
and the latter friend, the homeschool girl, was going to be castiel and i was going to be dean (from supernatural)
but
she won tickets for 5sos concert tomorrow night
so naturally she's going to that instead

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Does this mean I am not bad at romance anymore?

Hahahah.

God no.

One day I'll probably write an actual, straightforward romance. Today, sadly, was not that day. But maybe at some point, perhaps? I've read enough shitty fics to at least know what not to do.

On that note, sorry for the lack of updates on the "How Not To Write Romance" series. New one coming soon.

Soon.

The hiatus is finally over! It's been a long few months, and I'm quite happy for my weekly fix of pony being back.
So, then, with all of the conventions and events around, we get this episode. A rather fun kind of episode. Is there something to this episode that warrants analysis? Let's see. Unto the thoughts! (Few as they may be, as I'm not at home right now.)

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but for dick

So, this was a episode I've been waiting on for a while, particularly after a spoiler randomly popped up in my feed. I kinda wish this was a movie, so as to allow more time for it to breathe and for things to build up, but I liked this. Well, then, over to my specific thoughts!

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Fucking shit, I’m getting feeling self-conscious now that I’m writing the blog. I feel like I gotta meet some expectations or something – which is mighty weird, let me tell you. Usually I write blogs like I break wind in a classroom: whatever happens, happens, and if people look at you weird you just do the fingergun thing and crack a joke. Fuck it, I smell anyway, so who’s gonna care.

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I'm gonna be headed to a retreat later, and I won't be allowed to bring my phone

I won't be back until some time Sunday.

So if you're waiting for me to respond to a pm or comment, know it might be a while.

I'm mostly saying this because one time I left for a week and everyone thought I'd killed myself, so I wanna avoid that this time and every time I go somewhere I can't use my phone/laptop for longer than a few hours.

*finger guns*

Oh, and what a gloriously haunting holiday, full of twists and turns, tricks and treats. And what’s this? A deadly little treat for this little gamer, nerd, and fan of Spooktober? Oh, you shouldn’t have.

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Day One!

Alarm went off at 6:45. Hadn’t slept badly, and felt pretty ok. Excited for the con! No more sensation of still being on a plane, either, which was nice. No one else up yet. Had a shave and didn’t cut myself – great success. Not that I often cut myself shaving, but sod’s law says that when that does happen, it’s on an important day. So an important day where my face survives the morning intact is off to a good start.

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 4th installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take on "My Little Pony: A New Generation".

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No, for real -- the title ain't lying. If I arc my back a little when touching the ground after a situp and then let it down slowly, my shirt creates a weird bubble of air and it makes the fartest noise I've heard in my life. It was hilarious.

Shut up. It's 4 am and I can't sleep. I just heard that due to some bureaucratic mishap I don't have a house near my university yet so I'll be forced to skip the first couple days. Let me enjoy my back farts in peace.

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Because I have nothing better to do, I have taken the liberty to find wigs that work well for MLP characters for your cosplay/ costuming needs.

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dis is luna
not princess luna
but luna lovegood
and oh my gosh cayenne powder burns your face
AAAAAGGGGHHH *skin sizzles*
but ok yeah i made this awhile ago
and yeahhhh
DO
NOT
STEAL

I will revise it later on when I'm not wanting to scream my head off about how much research I had to do on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I've seen too much death in one evening.

So yeah, BronyCon tomorrow, which is very yay (such pony, much yay), but we have to sit through the flight now, which is not so yay. And we were supposed to take off at nine twenty, but we were delayed and we haven't even boarded yet which also isn't yay.

Edit: OH WAIT

WE BOARDED

THANK YOU FINALLY HALLELUJAH TIS A CHANNUKAH MIRACLE

Edit 2: OKAY TAKING OFF IN LIKE TWO MINUTES I'LL SEE YOU GUYS IN LIKE THREE HOURS OR SOMETHING BYEEEEEE

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happy hanukkah, motherfuckers

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Nowadays everybody wants to fuck Sunset Shimmer until their naughty parts become clean again, so it’s somehow redeemed, but when it first came out EQG was something like Pony Satan. It was a bad movie that, judging by our reaction, was going to burn our crops and murder our children. It ruined the cartoon horses. Everything was doomed.

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