Forerunner of the Legume · 11:57pm May 21st, 2018
Tonight was a minor momentous occasion, the first family barbeque of the year. After the burgers and bratwursts, my father saved the leftover baked beans for me, because I like to put them on toast. (Don't knock it 'til you try it.) Once he did so, he held them up and said, "This is the beantainer you should look for."
I should note that, to my knowledge, my father does not read fan fiction of any kind. And I wish to emphasize at this point that he started it.