Called an ambulance for my mom. An hour and twenty-six minutes later, they arrive with no clue of why they're there.

Cue me trying my damndest not to lose my patience/go ape shit on these stupid fucks.

Fuck.

I've never gone from "hell yeah, I love working on this" to "fuck this story" as quickly as I have with Nothing Without Me.

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It is what it says!

This blog doesn't really have anything to do with anything, but I was curious: Is it a "bold-faced" or "bald-faced" lie?

I've read that either is acceptable, but I have never once heard anyone ever say "bald-faced". I just wondered, were there any of you who would refer to it as a "bald-faced" lie.

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The TL;DR version is that I'm putting How Rarity fell in love with a Flying Purple Hippo on hiatus due to real life stuff. For the whole story, read on after the break.

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I'm prone to so-called "Blue Periods", times in which I'm just positively miserable for no particular reason. Nothing feels like fun, everything sucks, and all I wanna do is curl up in a hole and die. I've been in one of those Blue Periods as of late and, thanks to years of research and careful study, I've concluded that there is one no-fail solution to getting my spirits raised.

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real life is a bi*** and so does growing up. My taste in ponies has diminished to the point I can't even bother to look at these colorful horses without cringing in some way.

Also, I worship a new Alicorn now.

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Ok......I believe some explaining is in order.

First off. I am not dead. Second off. My stories are not dead, and all have at least one unpublished chapter I am currently writing.

The thing is, that may be my problem.

I have too much on my plate. Compounded with School, the virus, and these multiple stories. I need a vision. Focus. Priority.

So, that's why I am making this blog. I will prioritize one story over all my others.

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You guys like my stories, right? I assume that's why you're following me. So, hypothetically (and I hesitate to even ask), if I were to start up a Patreon, would any of you be down for that?

Wait, don't click off!

The reason I'm asking is simple: I need money.

But Chillbook, why don't you just get a job, you bum?

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Bought him yesterday, called him Calvin. (I didn’t buy him to be Shakespearean, I swear )

Although, I am open to calling him like Pharynx or something, just to be ironic.

Y’know… cause it’s a skull.

So, this is going to be me talking about my first session with Mass Effect: Andromeda, a game I've been insanely hyped for. I'm going to break it into two parts: My thoughts before I play and my thoughts after I play.

Before Session

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How have I been?

It's...difficult to say. My senior year in High School is going well, and I'm happy with my life. The problem is my writing schedule.

I know that I have been posting updates, but maybe it's just me, the thing is I feel like my writing quality is going down, and I hate to admit it, but I'm running out of ideas. I still have ideas to work from, just I feel like I abandon stories to work on others for a short period of time.

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Short blog post, hey guys, sorry for not updating the story in over a month, my co-author and I have been dealing with some personal issues and this has complicated our production. Fortunately, we do have part of the next chapter with over 2k words written so far so about 25-30% of the chapter is finished. Thank you for your patience and dedication, if nothing else changes I will try to work on the story on my own or publish smaller stories for the time being. Have a wonderful Christmas if you

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It's April already? Golly.......I'm sorry for keeping everyone waiting. Life has been so busy and while everything on my end has been fine, I've been very busy helping friends and loved ones over come some personal obstacles the past few weeks. Regardless to say, I'm solely attempting to get back to work on the Equestria Chronicles, and apologize for the lack of updates. Thank you.

I know, I'm super late, and I know, I should've watched it literal ages ago. But I finally got around to finishing it off, and I don't think there's a combination of twenty-six letters that come together to make a word that can accurately describe how truly amazing it was. It was funny, it had heart, it was insanely smart. It was almost like there was a secondary show going on beneath the surface of the series. You had your goofy adventures, but a deep, intricate narrative under that.

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Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to research how to make moving to Canada a more financially sound option. Why, you ask? No reason.

Just found this video.

I’m sure there’s a lot more going on but the fact that NATO troops are in Ukraine at all is HUGE! What do you guys think?

I just had this conversation about pancakes with Prince Conjure.

Prince: I'm gonna go grab some bananas, mix up some pancake batter, put em both in a blender, and make some banana pancakes.

Me: Why would you do that? Just slice the bananas and put the chunks in the batter.

Prince: But then I'll just have banana chunks in my pancakes.

Me: That's the way to do it!

Prince: No, but if I blend it up, I get banana in every bite.

Me: You greedy fuck!

Prince: What?!

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In my first "session" (heavy airquotes around that word. I actually had to start and stop several times) of Mass Effect: Andromeda confirmed what I already thought to be true: The game is solid, the internet was blowing things out of proportion, and I should stay away from Reddit.

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