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  • 30 weeks
    My Good Friend Needs Help

    Hey, gang, I'll keep it brief.

    My good friend Majin Syeekoh needs your help. He set up a GoFundMe, and if you could all help him out a bit, I'd be forever grateful.

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  • 31 weeks
    NSFW IGO Poll

    I Get Off is in the works, and in addition to the new chapter update, I would also like to write some straight up lewd shorts. I'm curious as to where would be more appropriate to post those shorts, right here on chillbook1 or on my NSFW alt. So I threw up a poll

    If there's no particular consensus, they'll probably end up on LewdChapter.

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  • 31 weeks
    It's Back, And It's Finished

    There was supposed to be more to this, but the guy who set that up... I'm not him anymore. So I wanted to give this story some proper closure even if it meant skipping a bit to the end. Sorry if it's a little sloppy, but I needed to do this.

    Man, it feels good to see this thing marked as complete

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  • 32 weeks
    Tuesday

    Tuesday?

    Tuesday.

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  • 59 weeks
    Pulse Check

    Anyone still here?

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Jun
20th
2017

The Solution To My Blue Periods · 9:39pm Jun 20th, 2017

I'm prone to so-called "Blue Periods", times in which I'm just positively miserable for no particular reason. Nothing feels like fun, everything sucks, and all I wanna do is curl up in a hole and die. I've been in one of those Blue Periods as of late and, thanks to years of research and careful study, I've concluded that there is one no-fail solution to getting my spirits raised.

A good, large, greasy cheeseburger. And I'm not talking about that pussy shit you get from McDonald's. I mean a real burger, as big as your head, so large that you have to unhinge your jaw to take a bite of the damned thing.

I like mine with mozzarella and thousand island dressing. Yum.

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Bah, fast food burgers are an insult. Overpriced tiny crap. I rather buy a real burger from a local grill, it is cheaper, bigger and tastier since it is real meat. Th best of course is when you make your own. Heck just recently me and my god brother (what ever english word is for god father's son) were having a grill. In the middle of sudden summer rain. We actually used giant sun umbrela to keep the grill dry. Now that was fun experience, and very tasty.

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I hate to be a burger snob, cause I'll kill a couple Big Macs and such, but you can't really beat a proper burger. The burger to which I was referring to that I had today I made myself. Nice, thick patties with good sear and buns toasted in bacon fat. The best thing ever, as far as I'm convinced.

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