The Solution To My Blue Periods · 9:39pm Jun 20th, 2017
I'm prone to so-called "Blue Periods", times in which I'm just positively miserable for no particular reason. Nothing feels like fun, everything sucks, and all I wanna do is curl up in a hole and die. I've been in one of those Blue Periods as of late and, thanks to years of research and careful study, I've concluded that there is one no-fail solution to getting my spirits raised.
A good, large, greasy cheeseburger. And I'm not talking about that pussy shit you get from McDonald's. I mean a real burger, as big as your head, so large that you have to unhinge your jaw to take a bite of the damned thing.
I like mine with mozzarella and thousand island dressing. Yum.
Bah, fast food burgers are an insult. Overpriced tiny crap. I rather buy a real burger from a local grill, it is cheaper, bigger and tastier since it is real meat. Th best of course is when you make your own. Heck just recently me and my god brother (what ever english word is for god father's son) were having a grill. In the middle of sudden summer rain. We actually used giant sun umbrela to keep the grill dry. Now that was fun experience, and very tasty.
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I hate to be a burger snob, cause I'll kill a couple Big Macs and such, but you can't really beat a proper burger. The burger to which I was referring to that I had today I made myself. Nice, thick patties with good sear and buns toasted in bacon fat. The best thing ever, as far as I'm convinced.
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Amen!