My Conversation About Banana Pancakes (And The Proper Way To Consume Them) · 5:12am Jul 10th, 2016
I just had this conversation about pancakes with Prince Conjure.
Prince: I'm gonna go grab some bananas, mix up some pancake batter, put em both in a blender, and make some banana pancakes.
Me: Why would you do that? Just slice the bananas and put the chunks in the batter.
Prince: But then I'll just have banana chunks in my pancakes.
Me: That's the way to do it!
Prince: No, but if I blend it up, I get banana in every bite.
Me: You greedy fuck!
Prince: What?!
Me: You can't be satisfied with the chunks? If you blend it into the whole pancake, it diminishes the deliciousness of the banana!
Prince: How so?
Me: Look, if you have the chunks, you have something to look forward to with every bite. It's a minefield of deliciousness!
Prince: But why do that when you can just have banana in every bite?
Me: It's like when you're driving home after getting fast food, and you just reach into the bag and pull out a random french fry. The fry in question is that long, hot, delicious fry, the best fry in the bag! You don't want a whole bag of them, because that retroactively makes the long fry worse.
Prince: But I do want a whole bag of them.
And then that devolved into a separate argument about french fries and double-decker sandwiches (the superior sandwich format, btw).
I'm not saying it's bad to be wrong. Just don't spread your wrongness.
4081532 Listen not to his lies! Eat your pancakes with banana chunks the way Celestia intended!
I think that you're both wrong. As someone who makes pancakes for a flat of about 5 people who all want them differently. I just make pancakes and they put whatever stuff they want on top, be it banana, strawberries, chocolate (though I don't know why), or my personal favourite, sugar and lemon
. If I had to pick a side (which I'm not doing, just to be clear), I'd have to go with 4081538 on this one. Sorry Prince, no hard feelings?
4081623 The hardest of feelings. What's the hardest substance on Earth?
*Google search*
I have lonsdaleite feelings. This is war, and there will BE CASULTIES!!
Casual-tees? Ca— You know what I mean.
Also, I'm just kidding you. I can respect people decisions, but when Chillbook tries to fight me so hard over them is when I get competitive.
4081854 I had assumed this was merely (for want of a better word) 'friendly' insulting, and that it was only meant to be taken with mild seriousness. However, it seems to have now slipped the boundaries of 'entertaining' and gone straight to all-out nuclear war. Run, run for your lives!