That's right. The title of this blog is not lying.

You can buy a little Aragón now.

...With that, of course, I mean that you can buy a little piece of me, because I POUR MY SOULD AND BLOOD IN EVERY STORY I WRITE. I don't mean you can purchase a miniature spaniard that talks really fast. I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry. I know that's been your dream for decades, but science hasn't got that far yet. Give it time.

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Or also titled there is sapient horses in Book Four of Gullivers Travels- no not the Lilliputian and Brobdignagnian chapters lol.

Though they do control a race of feral humans that performed incest and all that horrible stuff that made Gulliver be more attracted to speak to literal horses that controlled a country of their own making.

Guess Lemuel Gulliver is the first OC that entered Equestria and liked it there more than Earth.

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Hello, and welcome to a new segment that probably won't be recurring, but that I'm going to behave as if it is! A segment where I read something, and then once it reaches its end (whatever that happens to be), I talk about it. Because now that it's all over, we can finally get started!

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Hey guys,

So I've been thinking, since it's the summer, I should set a goal for myself.
And I did!

So, this summer, I Frosty rainbow, will be trying, pushing and working to get 40 followers by the end of the summer!
Now, I can't complete this without you guys, so could you please tell everyone you know on Fimfiction to follow me, so i can achieve my goal.
Pretty please, with a cherry on top?
And in return, I'll be posting more blogs!

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There comes a time in life when you find yourself in a rough situation... and as much as you hate asking for it, you sometimes need to ask for help. Pride gets in the way, sometimes you feel like you're pathetic for falling this far to have to ask for help, but there is nothing wrong with asking for help, there is nothing fucking wrong with it.

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...when we need both the Star-Spangled Man With a Plan and the Last Son of Krypton.

https://www.deviantart.com/ericguzman/art/Captain-Krypton-375974879

Majin Syeekoh could use a hand

He's good folks if you can spare some bits.

I do not speak very good rhyme

So I shall not give her the time

To shine of the page like I wished I could

Because I failed practically all my classes this year because of COVID 19 and online class like seriously I lost so many brain cells

So this dilemma continues to stir

Commission Info Time! my ko-fi page and a link to my patreon
send me a reference pic or a written description of your OC and i'll draw them
$5 for a scanned pencil drawing/per character (better quality, this is a phone camera pic)

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If you saw these two thrashing through the water trying not to drown, which one would you save?
a.) Hold a spa day with Rara and Coco and completely avoid both of them.
b.) Give Rara and Coco all the hugs and completely avoid both of them.

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I probably could have posted this a few days ago, but I didn't want to get anyone irritated with too many blog posts in a short period, and I've also had a really long week, so I was generally pretty tired after work the whole week anyways.

After my last blog post, about Robsa990's fanart for Cubic Zirconia, he saw my suggestion for a scene I personally would like to see, and he decided to draw it:

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My brother found my porn folder..... and the first thing he saw was Braeburne

Not an hour and a half ago, I got chewed out by my aunt for something, that I'll admit was rather goddamn stupid on my part. And while this was going on, I basically acted like a dog with his tail tucked between his legs and the first moment I could, I bolted back to my room and hid.

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"Hello and welcome, I am your therapist, Silent Hill."

You know, I've come ro realize something. The Brony fandom is insane at times. The reaction to fame and misfortune, and now this finale? I need a drink.

I'm going to repost what I said last time I talked about Cozy, just for the record.

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*Stares at blinking line on Word Document. It continues to blink.*

*Continues to stare.*

*More staring.*

*Even more staring.*

*Checks word count. Nothing.*

Yeah. This pretty much sums up all the work I've gotten done on any of my current projects. Seriously. I can find absolutely no inspiration, and I feel like an absolute heel for letting you all down like this. At least, I feel like I've let you down.

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As my contest is wrapping up, another is just beginning. FamousLastWords is starting up a contest that has a really unique, dramatic premise for y'all to work with... and the first prize is $200! If you want to check it out or join, or know someone who might want to join then click here faget.

Do it because I said 'faget'. That's totally the magic word.

Been done for about a week, actually. I'm holding it hostage 'till we actually hit that mark.

Mornin' folks!

Just to let you know, the next Iron Horse chapter should drop either tomorrow or, if the editors need the extra time, Wednesday. I think you'll all enjoy it, especially if you've been craving a little more... action.

you should see this anatomy like

holy fak

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