I find it extremely difficult to believe I'm as good at my job as people say I am, because I think if I was they would find the money to keep me. Other people have been hired on contracts without interviews. Not me though. Next month mine ends. Such is the nature of the sector I work in but it still feels like a slap in the face when I did 80% of the work on this project. I just think people don't want be around because I'm awkward.

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I meant to post this a few days ago, but whatever.

We're two thirds of the way through November now. Congratulations to everyone still hanging on. I definitely had a few close calls where it was very hard to keep my hand out of my pants.

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We're a third of the way through now, how are you all holding up? I'm still on board so far. Though for me it's not so much about the challenge. I just like taking a break to really let the horny build up. That big nut after going without for a while is something else.

may God have mercy on us.

That title pretty much says it all. I can't really explain what the thing is, but it's there.

More to the point, it's [link removed because fuck stupid rules].

I don't know whether I'll submit this for the general site, or if I'll just leave it for the curious passersby, maybe put a link to it on my FF-page like I should have done with "Highs And Lows" eight months ago.

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this will be trial by FIRE, by MIGHT, and ENDURANCE can you be an NNN survivor this year?!
can you ENDURE? can you not get stiffy?

godspeed to all who will engage in the most sacred of TRIALS of MAN!

uh oh...

Hoo boy might as well try ha-

They do be goin everywhere again and crap do be goin semi-south

Frick-

Hello again, my subjects.

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Happy New Year, everyone (if anyone) who takes the time to read this! I hope y'all had as nice a holiday season as possible. Mine was… actually pretty good. 2015 was a hell of a lot better for me than 2014 was. Hopefully 2016 will be better still.

I'd like my first post of this year to be overall positive, so I'm going to save talking about other stuff for future posts.

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Today was a rather slow starter. Everyone pretty much slept in. But we still went out to do something fun.

We went and visited the Macadamia nut farm, which was a bit of a "Plants of Hawaii" tour.

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…I have two Sunset Shimmer stories up on this site right now, both of which involve her going through what more well-adjusted people would describe as a mental breakdown (though beyond that, the works are very different).

They also happen to be my two most popular stories to date.

What does that say about me? What does it say about my readers?

Have you heard the Call of the Night?

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IN WHICH VALENTINE'S DAY

So… yeah. Here's a fitting song, I think. Or maybe unfitting. Or both, since it is Weird Al.

I know I've posted too many Weird Al videos, but I figure y'all'd rather hear him than the Japanese stuff. Anyway…

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I'm currently trying to come up with a loose plot for an utterly OP, completely insane and evil Twilight story where she gets found torturing and killing her friends, and barely escaping Celestia and Luna with her life, goes around finding items of great power. Not limited to solely items of Dark Magic either. Mastering every type and branch of magic, she comes back with an army of skeletons, Griffons, and Dragons, big fight scene, a "happy" ending where she wins and, being immortal, will

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It's like I'm running a business when it comes to promotions. Like right here, right now. You totally need to check out the newest Bookplayer/Merc collab story, Christian Values.

It's about two characters in the 1920's going to church and struggling to survive the wave of downvotes and fedora-tipping comments the initial premise alone gets them.

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I stared at a jug of cookie dough for like an hour today.

Fresh donuts in the house, cookies and brownies.

I need to cut back though on my sweet intake, so I'm just nibbling on some honey bunches of oats.

Gosh I wanna cookie...

Got to see, You're Next today.

Nice to see killers being grammatically correct in the mist of a murder spree...

I appreciate that.

Hey guys!

Let's start this off the right way with some awesome artwork and then delve into it!

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You know, I've come ro realize something. The Brony fandom is insane at times. The reaction to fame and misfortune, and now this finale? I need a drink.

I'm going to repost what I said last time I talked about Cozy, just for the record.

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