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228 weeks
New Pc

Finally got my new rig in, and by God that's got me motivated homies. We're gonna be getting some shit and getting it out pronto, now that I'm not stuck in 2011's tech. Expect some actual honest-to-God progress now, as I won't be doing things in exciting potatovision™
So, now that that's out of the way, how have you all been?
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251 weeks
AMERICA WINS

4TH OF VICTORY OVER TEA DAY APPLAUD AND BLOW SHIT UP NOW BROTHER YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT
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255 weeks
Having trouble waking up in the morning?

THEN YOU NEED THE POWER OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR BABY, THE POWER TO KEEP COMING AND NEVER STOP, THE POWER TO GET RAN OVER BY LAWNMOWERS AND ELEPHANTS AND TO JUMP FROM THE HIGHEST BUILDINGS MAN.
AND IF THAT DON'T WORK JUST LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM, JACK
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257 weeks
When someone tries to tell me that the ending to Star Vs. The Forces of Evil was good, or they try to say that Star is a good person

Jesus that series turned to shit.
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267 weeks
New Blog Post

I realized I hadn't posted anything here since Christmas. Holy cow does time fly, am I right? But it doesn't swim, as it hates getting wet in the same way most cats do.
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Feb

28th

2016

Shilling inc. · 9:34pm Feb 28th, 2016

It's like I'm running a business when it comes to promotions. Like right here, right now. You totally need to check out the newest Bookplayer/Merc collab story, Christian Values.

It's about two characters in the 1920's going to church and struggling to survive the wave of downvotes and fedora-tipping comments the initial premise alone gets them.