I have taken up the challenge to better myself and instill discipline into my habits. If we cannot even control our basest desires, we have no business controlling the world around us.

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The urges have been getting stronger. Suppressing them is easy for now, but the longer I leave one unattended, the more likely it'll grow up like a weed. And the universe seems to oppose me. Or at least, the internet. YouTube has been recommending me oddly sexual ads for simplistic games directed at children, or forty-year-olds in trailer parks. For every one I strike down, another crops up. I also get recommended... Biden ads? What the- I made up my mind already!

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Welcome to Ponyville have Talent! Everyone has a chance to show off their singing talent! Our next candidate is ... Spike Drake?

Everyone's favorite dragon took the stage wearing a walnut costume

'' MMMHH yeah listen up everybody stops eating your shitty food cause you di"bt wants this: You all want some nuts in your mouth! ""

Spike's mom spat her glass of wine on her husband

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It was quite easy for me, but how far did all of you get?

The election's still going on. It's like the most tense Christmas Eve ever, where you could wake up drowning in presents or drowning in coal.

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Day 1: the challenge has begun.
We must be strong and not weak!
We need to cleanse ourselves from the temptation of touching our noodle

What are you talking about, Spike?

I'm live streaming about no nuts november, fuck off!

BE STRONG MY BROTHERS!!!!

I've been wounded, but I'll march on. One out of four days isn't bad. The key is perseverance, and I won't allow a past failure decide my victory in the future.

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I have fallen.

This morning, I was awake early, and in bed, before everyone else had woken up, TheHorny™ came upon me, and I eventually succumbed.

And now the fallen mourn for the ones joining their ranks.

Day 2: I, Spike Drake, have threw away All the unholy goods trying to shape me into an idol of corruption. I must fight my demons with only the power of my mind! Wish me luck guys, the challenge has begun!

Meanwhile, Twilight was taking out the trash

Goodbye! Spike the trash bag!

She opened the trash bin only to discover All the computers and cell phones of the castle.

What the?! SPIKE!!!!

Still strong. As it turns out, if your mind is preoccupied with a lot to do, it has no room for porn. Between my piano practice, Spanish practice, college classes, exercise schedule, creative writing, chores, my social networking, and my games needing attention, there's always something to do. I didn't even get to some of them today.

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The past few days have been incidental, to say the least. They all blended together into one big mishmash of days with little to no differentiation except for Sunday, where I had three different Zoom meetings with church leaders and blessed the sacrament for my family.

I'm doing all right. After my initial break down a few days ago, my desire to release hasn't come up again. It's irrelevant. I don't need it.

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I already lost at No Nut November, but I'm not going to do Destroy Dick December. One orgasm a day is enough for me.

On day 7 early in the morning I failed NNN. On the bright side it felt good to to finish and I lasted longer than last year. Good luck my brothers!

this will be trial by FIRE, by MIGHT, and ENDURANCE can you be an NNN survivor this year?!
can you ENDURE? can you not get stiffy?

godspeed to all who will engage in the most sacred of TRIALS of MAN!

may God have mercy on us.

uh oh...

Hoo boy might as well try ha-

My experience with no nut november has been fairly easy so far. I did almost fail on day 3 because I was playing with fire alot honestly. Other than that it's been not a problem. However I know the next few days are going to be hell for me, but I'm going to stay strong for my sake for as long as I can. Stay strong brothers! Also I find a lack of no nut/clop November fics disappointing. They don't even have to be november fics honestly just a character trying not to rub one out for a while while

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