Come join us and have a drink! Happy Saturday, folks. This should be fun, he's from britbong land or something so we gonna make fun of his accent.
https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

JOIN USSSSS!!!

-pencil

Let's go talk about porn! No, really, let's go do that.
GO HERE: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

-pancule

It's dumb.
But it makes me happy-ish.
Done for Fiaura and Doodle, who are cool ladies. <3

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/436185/the-telltale-heart

Enjoy, more stories coming soon, I am sure.

-pencil

Article 13 got approved... buck!

But it's not the last vote however as the last vote is around may 2019. There's still chance of changing Acta 2. Sadly, upload filters and link taxing is definitely going to be in the law.

No knowledge about the Internet and not having any connection to it but destroying it for the new generation. Nice, EU!

Actually, I know I am.

Like???????? It's the most predictable ship ever, and it's supposed to be a funny story about two creepypasta characters falling in love and being dumb shits?????? But I can't write comedy???????

So uh. Not only is my story gonna be cringe galore, but it's also not going to be that funny.

I'm bad at promoting my stuff.

Mr. Krabs is DreamWorks, and Spongebob is me after watching it.......

ENGIMA. WHY.

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN WRONG WITH YOU. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. FUCK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

...th-thanks kiddo.

-Pencil

Calling all of my Monster Hunter fans, I have even more Monster Hunter X news for you! First off, Amatsumagatsuchi has it's own icon now! Odd, considering it's an Elder Dragon, but whatever. Second off, Alatreon has been confirmed, so I hope you're all ready for the time for the BEST time of your lives! But I have one question for you that I'm sure you won't have the answer to.

WHAT THE F**K IS THIS?!

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Me made meme. All by meself.

Brohoof /)

...I mean, we're GIVING her away, not selling her.
But also. What.
What.

...
What.

-Pencil

Just... read it here: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/427716/quickie-mart

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Haven't been around much, but then, you knew that. Busyness, health issues, and frankly a whole lot of depression. Even ponies weren't interesting me very much anymore. I had a ticket to go to EQLA and a party that same weekend, and I did not go to either.

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You guys are all pretty used to hearing me interview people on the Barcast. But someone named Silent Author decided he wanted to interview me instead! And some of my friends asked a few... very explicit questions. So, if you want to hear me do everything from straight up lie about myself, to talk in depth about various kinks and romance, and even get heartfelt serious and honest for a moment... give it a listen.

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Apparently, my story, Return of the Dark Lord, a Tolkien Crossover, isn't MLP Related to stay submitted.

Quote.

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You bored?
Good.
It's the perfect time to go to the Barcast and listen to us with guest JakeWhyman! HOORAY!
GO HERE FUCKHEADS!
https://www.twitch.tv/flutterpriest

Yaaaaay.
-Pencil

Uhhhh...

I'm on Derpybooru?

https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-modmcdl

I don't know how to feel about that... or why they choose THAT image...

...or why my url has "colon" in it...

Brohoof /)

I don't know how many Switches do this, but that was a lot of Switches in the video. I know you shouldn't believe everything you see or read on the internet, but by god this is fucking embarrassing.

I'm glad I'm getting the Wii-U version of Breath of the Wild, to be honest with you guys.

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THIS!
THIS.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/334747/the-quazi-enigma-of-the-flaming-pencil-robbery

^THAT^

-Pencil

Does anyone else have those times when you say something specific and the next day you're like... That thing I said was so cringey/awkward O.O and every time you think of it you cringe...? Anyone? XD Next time I'll keep my mouth shut lol