Hello thought I'd tell you a little bit about myself… First of I am a trans-woman my name is Roxanne I am currently still in a male body and identifying as male… Hopefully not much longer! Now that that's out of the way I am also disabled… So I use speech to text… So expect a little bit of spelling mistakes as well as punctuation errors in blog posts as well as storys other than that I can get a along just fine and yes my avatar is flutter shy because she is the most relatable pony!

Guys sorry to say this but my story is going to be a slow update because of personal reasonings that will hindrance me of updating any further so I am very sorry to those who will wait for the updates

Alright, so... It's been a while since I've done a question blog, but this time I'd like to be more directed. The last blog got all sorts of disconnected. I think the topic ended up being too broad and the subject matter too nebulous.

This time: Cliches.

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So many things happened. The doc got corrupted and I had to manually unfuck it, then a decent but was missing, then I lost another few hundred words very recently but it's uh, still going and at 1500 words now. Still have to do about half of the date and wrap it up. Then the final event, which I planned to have after John/Silver dated several people, one of them being a long term relationship, will happen almost exactly as planned. I designed it so I could end the fic almost anytime I wanted

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So I now have a Wattpad account. Here it is:

@GreatAndPowerfulToby

I'll be using it to publish stories that don't fit here for whatever reason (non-MLP, or rejected by mods, or less than 1000 words, or whatever). I'll try to remember to post a blog here about any new stuff I publish over there.

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Let's see if I still have a job after this whole mess...

Yesterday, I released the first chapter in something that is incredibly strange for me. That story is the Equestria Wrestling Federation (EWF, for short), and it's a sort of love letter to what may be my absolute favorite form of entertainment: professional wrestling. And it's weird for a few reasons. For one, it's hella long. The first chapter alone is pushing 10k, which downright obliterates my usual chapter length of 2-3k. It's strange because it's "pre-recorded", so to speak, in of the

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Pretentious postmodernists with Patreon e-begging have negative reactions to questions. But that's usually the way. No one likes to answer questions when they have a cult of personality. More cultists make them more snobbish. I'm sure there's a chart somewhere showing the ratio of cultists to snobbery.

By the by, every aspect of my stories can be questioned, and I have answers for all.

These were both on Everyone Wants to Have Sex With Twilight Sparkle over on fanfiction.net. I don't know who these guys are, but they've reaffirmed my suspicions that most people aren't worth the carbon they consist of.

From guest "artistic scum"

You have fucking issues, you disgusting cretin. Cut "I want to fuck a pony" into your arm, then bungee jump with a noose.

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Read It Later
1000 stories

Viewing 1 - 10 of 1,000 stories

Total Words: 80,032,375
Estimated Reading: 31 weeks, 5 days (52 weeks in a year)

Yes i have reached the big 1000 to celebrate i will be opening my read it later list to the public so you can look as story's i have thought about reading if i have not read them yet.

Hello everyone. Welcome to round two of the AMA. Or, rather, volume two, as I previously referred to it as. There are some questions here, although not as many as volume one. Anywho, let’s jump right into this, shall we?

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As it says above. I wasn't able to really reply or write anything over these past few days since I was away for my sister's wedding. But anyway I'm finally back.
But now I need to just go over some really frustrating comments on Lavender heart.

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My buddy Bubbles requested that I make him a batch of those Candied Bacon Beignets I made for Mother's Day, so I went ahead and prepped the bacon. I tossed it in the oven, then sat down and proceeded to putz around, chatting with my mom about the Cheeto in the White House who decided to hold a press conference today.

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Uh... It just came to my attention that I never got around to watching those EG specials. Anyone got the low-down on where I can watch them? I'd really hate to miss them entirely, especially seeing as I'm probably not going to get a chance to see the movie until way later (and the rest of season 7, truthfully). If y'all know where a brother can check out those specials, let me know.

Peace.

Millions of years ago, chemicals combined to create the first single celled organisms, or so I remember from junior year biology, if I'm wrong, correct me. Well, what's the term for the belief that an incredibly powerful being combined those chemicals to start life on this planet, then left us alone more or less?

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I just watched the first chapter of RWBY Volume 5

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That is all.

As promised, here's a shared Google Doc open to anyone. The end goal of this is to have a story based in the Pony-Me universe centered entirely around your OCs!

As for now, I'll leave the document as a blank slate. If you'd like, you could join my Discord Server and discuss ideas for the fic!

The beginning of the end has come, folks; there are only three chapters left. One is going to come out tomorrow or on Christmas itself, and I'm already working on the last two. I just want to say it's been a wild ride, and I hope you'll stick around for the sequel.