A Poem:

(Not written for me thank gods, but for a very foolish friend)

A [Name]ical Love Poem

My best beloved, baby, honey-bun, sugar, love—I sent you a thing
several things, in fact: a video, some text, a lot of subtext
And I've noticed, in passing, lightly, that since my words took wing
it's been, oh, about 1128.7 seconds. Give or take. About. Are you vexed?

I mean, I'm sure you have your reasons: kidnapped by assassins, say

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THAT'S RIGHT, A STORY I ACTUALLY ENJOYED WRITING AND DIDN'T FORCE MYSELF THROUGH. IF YOU LIKE MY COMEDIES, YOU WILL LIKE THIS STORY. IF YOU DONT'T LIKE MY COMEDIES, YOU STILL MAY LIKE THIS STORY; IT'S JUST THAT AMAZING. IT'S ALSO ONLY THE SECOND STORY I'VE WRITTEN WITH APPLEJACK AS A FOCUS CHARACTER. THE FIRST ONE IS ONE OF MY HIGHEST RATED STORIES SO YOU KNOW I MUST WRITE A GOOD APPLEJACK. YEEHAW! NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, GO READ

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Going to write the chapter, yay!

>Suddenly, illness.

Darn it. Okay, maybe when I get better.

>Suddenly, grandpa dies.

Uh... okay... maybe after the funeral.

>Suddenly, friend gets back from a few years being gone

. . .

One day, dear readers! One day!

Okay, so, am I back to the norm of actually reading badfic, good fic and then badfic again? Well, maybe. Or maybe not. Make up your own minds after this review. Now, me and Lightning, as some of you probably know, don't have the best of history. Doesn't mean I'm going to suck up to him and claim this is the best thing ever written, cause trust me, it ain't. If I see problems, I will point them out. More after the break.

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For those of you who are unaware, tumblr announced that on the seventeenth of this month, they would be banning nearly all adult and NSFW content. This announcement was also marked by the release of a new algorithm, which was supposed to flag things which might be inappropriate, but turns out was more likely to mark random images than actual nsfw content. This led a lot of people -- especially those who make a living off nsfw art -- getting upset, as well as people who didn't but found

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Happy Dia de los Muertos. Since the month of spoop has passed and Captain Derpy Books's vigil is no longer needed, I can resume my usual avatar.

There we go. Much more dignified.

Hello and welcome to my second Fandom Music Friday! Today's entry is Snowdrop's Lullaby by SFS Animation, formerly Silly Filly Studios. Recent changes to YouTube have caused SFS to create a second account on vid.me. Already, they have uploaded Snowdrop and Fall of the Crystal Empire at the time of this blog post. It is my understanding that they are no longer doing pony animations, but

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Just a random non-pony thought I wanted to share. So, several years back, DC introduced a bunch of other Lantern Corps for a series of event comics, one for every other color of the rainbow, black, and white. Today, I had a thought: What if you applied the same logic to one of DC's other green superheroes? Call it...

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It starts in about half an hour! This is a very special cast for me and I'm genuinely excited about it! I get to hang out with one of my favorite people in the world today, along with some of the rest of my favorite people and just... BE GARBAGE together! It should be fun, full of insults, and shitposty AF. If you wanna drink and have fun, please do join us!

HERE: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

I'll see you there.
SO HYPE!

-pencil

Remember when certain weirdos claimed that there was a Nazi problem in the fandom?

Nazis!

Nazis!

I for one accept our new derp overlord.

Alas, poor Rainbow Dash! I knew her, Horatio; a mare of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; she hath borne me on her back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?

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Twilight Sparkle is naturally very studious and obsessive, but there could have been another reason she practically became a recluse before coming to Ponyville:

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I was inspired looking at Chuck Norris facts. So I thought to myself, who would be the pony equivalent?

So here's what I came up with. Sorry if they're not any good (I'm tired), feel free to add your own in the comments below!

1: Rainbow Dash gets calls from Iron Will when he needs motivation.
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KNEEL AND SILENCE YOURSELVES!

Your god of games has chosen you to bear the honor of witnessing his ascension to new heights! Gaze upon….PERFECTION!

>GOD MAXIMUM MIGHTY X!<

Grade Billion………..Henshin.

>MAXIMUM GASHATO!<
>GACHAAN!<
>IIIIM-MOOOOR-TAAAAAL!<

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HERE: https://www.twitch.tv/mikesnipe

I love her.
She's wonderful.
I cannot wait to make her miserable.
JOIN US!

-Pencil

"Nobody! Calls me... chicken." -Marty McFly

So go ahead and rate me.

I am kind of having a moment right now. Ponies: The Galloping 2, a set of four out of the Mane Six (Twilight and Rarity were part of PtG 1) in actual Magic card form, is currently on sale. As part of that, the Arena online client has several pony-based cosmetics available.

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