This week, we see that roughly a year has passed.

Personally, the best Season 2 episode and Sparky episode so far.

You'd think by now that Hitch would put that kid on a leash.

This week, Sunny thinks the past year is "her whole life". Oh, and Misty messes with magical door portals again.

Blowing is hard especially when everypony just wants to knock you down.
I still don't understand why a Princess who lives on social media has the most dead-end job available. Then again, at least she's not unemployable like her sister.
Princess does more bad than good.
Izzy is tree hugger.
Sunny hasn't learned anything from her own Banana video.

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I just finished reading the first book in a trilogy yesterday. Devices and Desires, Book 1 of the Engineer Trilogy by K. J. Parker. The first book was a little over 600 pages long. It's not uncommon for people to take pride in completing things that, in the grand scheme of things, don't really matter. Finishing a video game, a TV show season, a really long book. Why do we do that, I wonder? Why do we sometimes push ourselves to finish something frivolous, even if we're not really

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I don't seem to have a good track record with YouTube readings. When I search for my handle, it's all Elementals of Harmony readings that seem to peter out after the sixth chapter at best.

Well, those and this.

Thanks to Bugle for bringing it to my attention and to Savrin Drake for the reading itself. I just wish people would tell me they were doing these things themselves...

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LEWD NSFW?
Oh, they're just ski masks, never mind...
Yes, let's make lasers in visible light so that everypony can avoid them.
Who would see them in a secured room?
And down in the trap of spikes balloons they fall.
Brain pierced by lasers. Reminds me of the accident at the collider.

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That damn flying bus again...
"There's no malfunction, I just can't drive."
Pipp and Sunny instant ship. Sunnipp?
Sunny transitions from frightened to proactive in a second. Also comms her mane, gets dressed and ditches Pipp in said second.
Hats have become a dress code.
Izzy is a druid. Or a reindeer.
Izzy forces a hat onto a dog and doesn't take No for an answer.

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If you don't want the possible ending of MYM Chapter 6 spoiled for you, DO NOT WATCH TELL YOUR TALE EPISODE 67 UNTIL THE CHAPTER IS RELEASED AND YOU'VE WATCHED IT!

Hasbro bucked up again.

Disclaimer: I haven't seen episode 67 yet. I won't even touch it until MYM gets that new chapter.

>>7751719
30 minutes long? Aren't they usually like 5 min?
Them carrots have mold on them
Throwing tomatoes in a bag might not be the best idea.
Why doesn't the dragon have a mask?
The mare opens the door expecting masked ponies. Is surprised by masked ponies...
When committing a crime, make sure to hang around as Izzy does.
Misty, take over the world for me, will you?

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I'M GEEKING OUT HERE!!!

Zipp is frustrated because she learned all princesses turn out ugly. That is her destiny as well.
Clap if you want to turn on the lights. Or slam your head against the table. That works too, I guess.
Zipp has an excuse for staying up late, but what's Sunny's excuse? She was going to raid the fridge again, wasn't she? She may be able to hide her nightly escapades, but she can't hide her fat.

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Taking a page from Bad Horse's last few blog entries, I thought I'd chip in a little bit.

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Are you alone? Noone behind you? Ok, read this for a sneak peek at my newest story, The Corruption.

"Is everything going as planned, servant?" said a strangely glitchy voice.

"Yes, Master. The fools won't know what hit them," said a more normal, high-pitched voice.

"What about the Elements of Harmony? Do they know?" asked the glitchy voice.

"No, Master. They go about their life as per usual," responded the normal voice.

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First person's kind of odd. Most of us, at least here in America, go through three stages of writing. You start with personal narratives, where you voice your opinions, research, and ideas in essays from your point of view. You're probably completely apathetic at this stage. Someone's telling you to do something, and it's work, and for a grade, so you do it. And maybe you do it well—but you do it well within the confines of the system. You say what your teacher likes, you obsess over the

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TYT's YouTube exclusivity will end sometime this year. No release date given.

In Halo news, Microsoft was hit with company-wide layoffs today, including 65 or more people at 343 Industries. Most tragically, Joseph Staten has also left to rejoin Xbox Publishing.

I can't really say I'm shocked. You don't under-deliver for 14 months and not have it come back to bite you in the ass at some point.

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So, the whole civilization has been virtually dead for millennia, but Nightmare Night is still going strong?
Triplets of terror. Made for little girls. Buy them now. They'll watch you when you sleep.
Princess Seferina? More like Robin Hood, with an emphasis on the Hood. She's like Kenny from South Park with that hood.
Here's Hitch, not needing a costume because he's Hitch.

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A fairly decent Pipp-centric episode that demonstrates that being an online personality is a lot harder than many of us give it credit for.

So, this is one of the more hilarious ways to fumble an upload.

Season 2 Episode 7 of Tell Your Tale premiered today in a bunch of languages other than English.

So... Whenever we get the English version, I'll make another blog.

This week, our favorite adorable introverted unicorn gets a crash course in all the worst parts of having roommates. Although, as a fellow introvert, can I be real for a second?

*ahem*

Izzy, seriously: boundary issues. And if she has the privacy curtain drawn, that doesn't mean it's time to poke in and ask "room for one more?", that means it's time to get lost.

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Critter-sit? Sitting on critters? Are you sure you want to do that?
So, they're like pets? The crab and the birds are almost more capable than Hitch and can probably take care of themselves. The others seemed to be doing fine without having owners. So, why are they all sad like?
They're only dangerous if they have access to knives.

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