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Bad Dragon


I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Oct
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2022

Tell Your Tale - episode 32 | Baby Critters (my commentary) · 1:23pm Oct 20th, 2022

Critter-sit? Sitting on critters? Are you sure you want to do that?
So, they're like pets? The crab and the birds are almost more capable than Hitch and can probably take care of themselves. The others seemed to be doing fine without having owners. So, why are they all sad like?
They're only dangerous if they have access to knives.
Izzy has a crap corner. And she doesn't want any crap in her crap corner?
Pipp has secrets in her bedroom. I wonder what they are.
"Just put the critters to Bad" - Hey, I never agreed to this!
"Stop watching TV!"
There are a whole lot of cakes lying around.
Let me read you a story from this magazine. There once lived a princess who kept a secret in her bedroom. We will now exclusively reveal her secret.
Never mind, the rabbit values discretion.
Stuff falls from the wardrobe for the second time.
The spying mirror is used for reverse-spying. It's like setting up a screen instead of a camera outside your house so that the passersbys can watch you shower.
The crab is possessive and jealous.
Rabbit creates a crap corner of his own.
Oh, I just remembered I'm a stylist. Why couldn't I remember that earlier?
How do you do a makeover if there's no one there?
The makeover doesn't prevent the destruction of property.
The authors were pressed for time, so they removed the scene where Jazz uses chloroform.
Sunny is an ever-optimist. That's how worlds get destroyed.
Sacrifices were made. And now they'll sacrifice Jazz.

Comments ( 3 )

The fact that Izzy has a crap corner even though the Crystal Brighthouse has a bathroom literally disgusts me and the fact that her friends don't question it just raises another set of red flags. I mean I was kind of giving her the benefit of the doubt that she's just having fun in the dumpster diving episode but this episode makes me feel nauseous. Like after hearing that, I don't wanna be near Izzy ever again if I was a pony.

5693581 I think she actually said craft corner, but crap corner headcanon is more fun.

Upon finding out that Izzy Moonbow is literally this type of person in the pony world shocks me. Like no thanks. I'll never visit the Crystal Brighthouse again after learning something like that. And the scene about the bunnies crapping...? Yeah.. I don't need to see that...

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