Episode 41 of My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 Mare Family Mare Problems (My commentary)

LEWD NSFW?
Oh, they're just ski masks, never mind...
Yes, let's make lasers in visible light so that everypony can avoid them.
Who would see them in a secured room?
And down in the trap of spikes balloons they fall.
Brain pierced by lasers. Reminds me of the accident at the collider.
I get that the Queen comes out of her bedroom. But why do two guards also come from the bedroom?
It's just a prank, bro. We totally weren't going to rob you.
The lesson of the day: when somepony messes with you, you should offer her a glass of water and a mirror.
"I haven't heard of you. I was sure my assassins completed their assignment. I have other plans now. I've already replaced you two with these two guards."
They don't care what the Queen has to say. No wonder she wanted to get rid of them.
Wait, two mares weren't enough? She needs a stallion as well? Now I know why they call her the Queen.
The Princesses try to kill with their eyes, but they're no match for the Queen's deadly stare.
Someponies seem allergic to nice things. They're right, you know? We don't deserve them.
Anti-Unicorn? Not racist at all...
Pipp, Zipp and Zit taking a picture.
Wait, I thought Unicorns knew how to cook without evil spirits.
Zipp, Pipp, he's not your father. You can just let go now.
You had one job, Zipp and Pipp. One job.
I'll leave you alone now. I guess you're all still racist.
Mares wanted to give her a day to remember, but all she ever wanted was the stallion.
I poisoned him by accident, I swear!
So, we just need to spend the time together? That's all there is to it? Can we beat up a Unicorn together like used to do back in the day?
Attempt at apology 1: "Wow, you Unicorns really suck."
Attempt 2: "We didn't mean to hurt you. We just wanted you dead."
Attempt 3: "We just wanted to make the world perfect without Unicorns."
Attempt 4: "Mom's bloodlust for Unicorn blood can only be sated if we bring you back to her."
Attempt 5: "You can be her friend, but if you look at her nicely we'll kill you."
Attempt 6: "We declare you our friend now. Back up our claim or we'll kill you."
Attempt 7: "At least let's have a picnic. I don't want all my poisoned food to go to waste."
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I'd like a dunkey as well.