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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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May
18th
2023

Episode 52 - My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 Ponytropico (my reaction) · 9:05pm May 18th, 2023

Blowing is hard especially when everypony just wants to knock you down.
I still don't understand why a Princess who lives on social media has the most dead-end job available. Then again, at least she's not unemployable like her sister.
Princess does more bad than good.
Izzy is tree hugger.
Sunny hasn't learned anything from her own Banana video.
You know that dirty water after you wash your hair? That's what Sunny's smoothies are made of.
"Paradise is closer than you think." - Is he promoting suicide?
"Pony Tropico has it all." Shows death.
Go to the beach on a sunny day - to paint...
God, I hate lazy animators... They could have just held the glass with both forehooves. The point of a pony show are ponies, not people with a pony filter on.
"...while you enjoy girl named Mia..." What is this? You're going to get me banned again, Hasbro!
Whenever you see an ad, you have to buy it, whatever it is, even if it's a banner for Bad Dragon toys (oh, I miss those ads on Fimfiction...)
Hitch wants to dich Sparky and travel far far away.
Zipp wants to try water-skying, which she can do by herself at any time since she can push herself with her own wings. All she needs are skies.
Only 5 tickets. I guess Sparky really is getting left behind.
Izzy chains her trash mobile. Nopony is gonna steal trash...
"Come on, it's only for a week. Yes, you'll all starve in that time, but that's a good thing."
Uniracun sates hunger by eating pegasnail.
Why do they need the tickets again if they're just going to fly there?
Pipp's illegal trade route has been raided.
What's up with Pegassi and their clouds?
Who knew that you can defeat magic with electricity? No wonder humans have no magic. But did you know that if you shut down your computer, you'll suddenly be able to cast spells?
They all reached Paradise, just not the one they were aiming for. Their souls are finally at peace and their bodies in pieces.
Why do they need a ferry to Pony Tropico? Why didn't they plan to just fly there?
When life gives you mud, throw it at Pipp.
"Gonna work, work, work..." And by work, they mean playing cards.
They all group together. "Are you ponies thinking what I'm thinking?" - Zipp, don't get me banned!

Comments ( 4 )

I lost hope of g5 already....

5728742 Still better than Pony Life.

"Everypony, pack your bags! Ponytropico, hear we come!"

Sunny... where'd you get those tickets? I doubt you could buy those tickets on your profits. Actually, wouldn't a smoothie vender have the best sales during this time of year?

*Pipp flips a 'Closed' sign.*

So Rocky and Jazz can't manage the store for a week?

*Plane begins to fall*

Power of friendship! POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!! GIVE A HUG OR SOMETHING!!!


Why do they need a ferry to Pony Tropico? Why didn't they plan to just fly there?

No free parking?

5730365 Many problems, indeed.

As for parking, Zipp could have just dropped them off, flown back then flown to Tropico herself with the power of her own wings.

As for tickets, were they the tickets for a ferry? Why couldn't she just buy them on the ferry?

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