I would like to ask frankly, this question that has been in my mind since my latest chapter. People keep saying that my story has no plot and therefore, it is bad and it's one of the worst stories on here, while I see worse stories being called, 'the best story ever'. How is that possible.

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Ai maek post!

Anyway, slow day at work, so... here they are in all their horrible glory.

Probably I'm gonna......well, post a blog. because I'm.... well, before I turn into a turd, i will just put normal stuff.

Insanity is doing the same shit, over and over again, expecting shit to change.

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Glad no one is insane.

So there's a lot to take in here, and most of it is absolutely beautiful... Ok...

We've got the return of 'Steven Magnet', which was pretty funny. Though I think he's just more or less a one time cameo for this season at least. Same thing with the changeling on the back row at the wedding. Poor little guy looked so lonely...

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Hello!

So, as some of you might have noticed, I'm new here. I have posted a story, the first part of what I hope to write as an ongoing series, entitled Kingdom of Loving: Fear and Loving in the Crystal Empire. To everyone who's read it and commented and liked so far, let me say: thank you! From the bottom of my heart, it means a lot that you even take the time out of your day to look at the words my horrifying brain has cobbled together into this strange and alien headcanon.

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So, I have gotten some new watchers, the most recent being yesterday.

I have to ask though: why?

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I genuinely have no idea why I made this awful thing. I've got a vacation and I'm bored.

We've been having a heatwave up here and it's relentless. Today and tomorrow it's close or over 90. Thursday it's 100F l. Can winter come early.

If your wondering about the story I'm working on it periodically. A little here and there. It's about halfway. You'll get another chapter don't worry.

Some things are way better off left untouched. MLP and some other brands aren't one of those, but the world's most dated cartoon is one of those that are so much better off if they where left untouched. So... What do you get when you take an animated, really dated soap opera cartoon that tries way to hard to cater to a larger demographic, make it live action, put the director who directed two Justin Bieber movies, and make it the most cliched thing ever? You get this stupid shit!

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I do apologize for subjecting people to this, and I'm not going to tell you whose fic it's from because that's not how I roll, but...I cannot let this monstrosity lie.

Your head is greeted by a new and better sensation as it penetrates Sunset's womb

That's...not a good thing. Sunset is going to need a medic. And I said so and figured that was the end of it. But then I got a response.

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So, I log on after having been gone all day, and I see this:

I'm not gonna lie, when I first saw that wave of red across the top of the screen, it scared the hell of out me. I was like, "What maniac just spammed over 100 comments on my story!? Leave me alone!"

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I've posted a new chapter of Why Bother if you've been keeping up with it! Here, we're going to be seeing Luxure attending some group therapy with a couple of familiar faces, all of them able to relate to her in some way. And one of them may understand more than they let on. I'm going to do my best to not leave as big of a gap in between chapters for this fic and others. Computer's been breaking a lot lately and I've had a lack of motivation to do much of anything in general, not even related

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I was in my local B&M's looking for a drink when I came across a very strange thing: a bottle of flavoured water with a free toy. An MLP toy. Blimey. I don't know about other countries, but you don't normally see anything that gimicky in Britain. Burger meals, yes, but bottled water? I was so surprised that I stuck it in front of a camera and make a video about it. In hindsight, it's very Ashens-y, but meh.

How did that get featured?

huh

for reasons i guess

i need a new description

Guess what time it is! Well, okay, I guess it is five o’clock somewhere, but that’s not what I mean. Not only is it backstory time, but we get a truly fantastic entry in the Awesome Stuff That Twilight Never Uses Series!

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Bella wakes up in the morning. The storm’s blown itself out. Three solid pages of Edward and Jacob attempting to poison each other with testosterone before Jacob finally leaves. Ugh.

Pain crackled down my spine and lodged in my stomach as I abruptly realized that this could be the last time I would see him.

CM + 1

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For some reason, Edward leaves before Jacob arrives. He says that, although he doesn’t feel any personal antagonism for Jacob, it’s easier for them. Whatever. As long as they’re not trying to out-macho each other, I’m good. Edward pops out and Jacob pops in. Jacob’s still shirtless, although we actually get an explanation this time: his clothes don’t change when he does, so keeping the number of clothing items down reduces the number of things he has to take off or replace when he gets wolfy.

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In spite of Victoria being decapitated, Edward refuses to take chances and quickly dismembers her body. Once he’s done with that, he goes to Seth and helps him do the same with Riley. They gather all the pieces and burn them. Can’t fault them for being thorough, at least.

The thick smoke curled up slowly, looking more solid than it should; it smelled like burning incense, and the scent was uncomfortable. It was heavy, too strong.

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