The great Magikarp war of the 1930s lasted until 1953.

In those years the magikarp trade had been outlawed but some had been caught. They were called "the blackbirds."

So a new type of Magikarp was produced, an even more dangerous creature and no longer considered an aviator.

In 1955, a man in California named Fred Allen was working on an artificial island called Long Island when disaster struck.

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I Wonder 🤔

Alright it's time for a state of the rabbit address.

TGaP is still planned to go the full 9 seasons, but I am stalling because i've reached the episodes i've never seen before. That said i really want to get to the next big plot points and none of them are left in season 6.

My current main focus is on my Worm/ Hellsing Abridged fic called WALK on Space Battles. My Muse is all in on this one.

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Read the title you hecks

So, I was trying to find a way to write a good poem and APPARENTLY PEOPLE BELIEVE THAT SPELLS ARE REAL???? WHAT??

Table of Contents:

1. Introduction
2. What is ISTG?
3. Origin and Evolution
4. Usage and Context
5. Interpretations and Variations
6. Common Misconceptions
7. Conclusion

1. Introduction

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Well slap me silly and call me a twatwaffel! Ok. I'll shut up about this not being very well liked now.
I was...quite wrong. I'm a moron. Apologies.
But I'm glad you folks seem to like it.

Just...expect disgusting next time again, you've earned it.

-Pencil

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>write blog with controversial and inflammatory opinion that went far so far it could be mistaken as ironic satire
>no change in follower count
>post two screenshots with an overtly positive message about the time spent in this fandom
>lose two followers

ok cool

I UPDATED RETURN AGAIN!
Twice... in one week...

[url=Return: Tales of the Lost]http://www.fimfiction.net/story/258184/return-tales-of-the-lost

OKAY OKAY

FOR TODAYS CHAP

THAT LAST LINE IN THE AUTHORS NOTE

Now hang on tight, 'cause things are about to get bumpy for our favorite couple~

I swEAR I didn't MEAN for it to come out like that

I SWEAR IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SOUND LIKE THAT LMAO

im laughing

if you don't get it,

I didn't mean to imply Dash getting pregnant. That statement has a double meaning

I've said too much

//flies away

So, I've already written one blog on the topic of canon, but that one tended to focus more on shipping, sexual orientation, and romance. This blog will focus more on the idea of canon itself, in the hopes of basically being a more thorough dictionary explanation.

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This is epic, and I will buy it when it comes out

As with this

This...

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Now that Hole Lot is done, I'm lazy and don't want to pick what to do next, so here are some options:

-Anon breaks into Rainbow Dash's cloud castle

-Gynecologist Anon

-More LWTSIW (living with twilight sparkle is weird) involving anon drawing porn

-Something related to When You Least Expect It (serious bidness)

-Fucking Nothing

Tell me what you want to see in the comments. I might even do it.

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((This is an explanation of I peered into oblivion yesterday., but it also elaborates upon many personal struggles, chief among them the title of this post. I'd advise you to read the story if you haven't already. I warn you once again: if you do not want to hear about sensitive personal matters or are not mature enough to respect them, do not read this post.))

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So, right now I'm in the process of helping my older sister move to her new place in Chicago.

So rest assured, during the drive there and back I will be writing. I have planned chapters for Star Wars, my unpublished Fire Emblem Fates story, and perhaps The Division or Halo-Rising Solace.

Just a heads-up.

It has been nearly a year since I posted Rest Well, Twilight and in that time I have been working to improve my writing skills. I have gotten to a point where I feel like I can finally go back and touch up what I feel was my best work, at that time. So, that is what I am doing. I will post another blog when I have finished the changes and I hope to hear what you think of them.

If you had told me last year that one of my fanfictions would legitimately predict the future, I would never have guessed it would have been Watch! Watch!

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In case anyone gives a damn about this story, I got a revelation after a few years of denial. I'm sure that if done correctly, the invasionish of Equestria could've been a way better Fic if I was better at writing compressed stories back then, but what condition the story is in, it would have to be scraped. Don't worry if you're somehow a fan? (or congratulations for anyone who hates it) I could refit parts for smaller stories or sometimes stand on their own as shorts. It will never be

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