This is not a complete recap. This is just a quick run-down of my impressions and what season three is bringing to the table.

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What can I say? With Vader on the scene, shit got real. We saw Vader do some cold-blooded stuff in this one, we saw the Rebels massively take one up the ass, and now we know that Ahsoka did NOT know what became of her master until now.

It was awesome to hear James Earl Jones as Vader again.

The actor playing Palpatine did an AMAZING job on the voice. I could've sworn it was Ian McDiarmid at first, but it wasn't...

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No Weekly Death Blog this week.

Wow, it's been over a month since I blogged. I don't have much to report, so have some funny Star Wars songs.

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Spoilers, ahoy! Don't read any further unless you've read through the story as a whole.

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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away... so let's bring up today's issues and force PC crap down your throat.

Yeah, that's not the Star Wars I knew.

It hurts to hear the awful characters with boring monotone voices, devoid of emotion. I could go on about much more reasons over why I hate it, but I rather not waste time on this trash. But I will say, Disney has ruined Star Wars.

Still a better movie than anything Michael Bay would come up with xD ( Expectly with TMNT @~@)

I'm paraphrasing.

But I am nearly ready to cast off Battlefront 2's ground game entirely, due to the sole fact that I am ten times better at Starfighter Assault. Criterion seriously needs to be allowed to spin it off into a separate game.

I am consistently in the top five, MVP every few matches or so, and that has never happened on the ground for me.

Hello everyone! This is Super Ponyman, today I got an odd feeling that many of you are confused about Queen Diamanda (Or you aren't confused in which case oh well)

Today I will be explaining Queen Diamanda, her powers and abilities, personality, etc.

Queen Diamanda (The Windigo Queen)
Real Name: Queen Diamanda Sombra
Other Titles: Queen of Ice, the Crystal Queen, Windigo Queen of Terror
Height: 2.25 meters
Weight: 76 kilograms

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Before the dark times, before the Disney.

Do you think it be worth seeing, or will be just as bad, if not worse than The Last Jedi?

“ugh...I am bucking bored!” Ramirez groned.

“not the only one who is bored...” Star groned as well.

they had been sitting on the floor of Ramirez’s room for who knows how long doing...nothing...absolutely nothing.

“Maybe we could play a game?” Star asked.

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“Star! Star!” Ramirez shouted excitedly.

“What? whats is it? why are you excited?” Star asked.

“Because I know what I should do after I give birth!” Ramirez then took a seat on the couch, motioning Star to sit with her.

“Which is?” he said, confused about what she would do after she gave birth to Griff’s foals.

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Okay, so the Saga has officially ended. For better or for worse, the Skywalker Saga has finally come to a close. Rey has brought peace to the galaxy, and Palpatine is finally dead. Deader than dead. ...Unless he's got some other clone waltzing about that nobody knows about. It wouldn't surprise me knowing him.

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I’m historically bad at linking addendums to my stories, so here:

For the Star Swan is a story about Princess Celestia in the universe of Cypress Zero.

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Or trying to, at least. This helps:

The current version involves just as much sex as action, since the main character is Chrysalis. Are there any out there NOT interested in the sex and would prefer a sex-free version in addition to the main version? It may not be TEEN given the violence and action, but I can find a way to edit out the sex.