Whew! It sure took a while, but The Infestation of Canterlot High School is, at long last, finished, and I am free! FREE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Christmas eve.

Do you know what's not fun?

Food poisoning on Christmas eve.

Meaning now you can find my blog posts with ease. As of this moment of course. I want to go back and tag all the previous blog posts I've done but uh yeah that'll just take up the year.

Other than that, just wanna let people know. The ones who haven't read knighty's update blog.

The talented Obabscribbler has done another audio reading for one of my stories. Euphoria, Robbed was the story that was selected, and it certainly wasn't a story that I thought would get a reading, partly because its a monologue-style story and due to the subject matter. However, the comments on the video thus far have been lovely. I'm glad that so many people were able to relate to Trixie in a way that was optimistic for their futures, especially with all that's been happening lately.

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Oh, fuck the hell yes.

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The Rich family had never been known for being cheapskates, but they could at least smell a scam when they saw one.

“They’re charging how much for these?!” Diamond yelled, losing her composure for a second.

“Two thousand bits for the cheap seats, miss,” the pony at the ticket booth replied civilly. “Why you askin’, kid? Not enough in your piggybank?”

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I almost don't want to talk about it since I'll end up NOT doing it since I'm talking about it and I'm notoriously known for not doing things I talk about doing. But, I'll still talk about it.

I've actually started production on the story, however, something hit me.

It's written almost like a normal fictional story with fictional characters. Normal names, an actual location/setting (Implied to be LA), and a more mature setting. So then I thought:

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badly.

full story below the break:

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I forgot to do my 500 follower AMA, so here it is. I'm a few followers late, but whatever. Ask me stuff.

GO READ IT! IT'S TAGGED! AND ALL YOU CASTLEVANIA FANS, PLEASE TRY TO ENJOY IT!

I'll stop yelling now.

The rest of the season was leaked, it seems. Naturally, I've been watching each of 'em. This is the finale. It has all built up to this, and several pieces of lore are now relevant! Let's see what lies in store.

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An excerpt from "Earnest Hemingway on Writing."
pg. 135

Mice (E.H.'s nickname for young writers): "That isn't the way they teach you to write in college."
Y.C.: "I don't know about that. I never went to college. If any sonofabitch could write he wouldn't have to teach writing in college."

Over the past few days, I've been wondering why I was getting a major uptick in new views/likes on the extremely random Dobbinfic You Are What You Wheat. "Did Present Perfect's review two weeks ago generate a bunch of secondary buzz?" I asked myself. "Or did Equestria's pettiest thief pull off a meta-heist and steal attention the way he

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Alright, fine...

You monsters.

I'll keep writing it.

....

But only because I like AU Twilight and Celestia's chemistry. And thought of a bunch of ideas involving them.

So now it's incomplete, and it has a Twilight Sparkle tag.

Can't promise it's gonna be entirely what you people are expecting though.

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Another low-key, but positive episode I liked. I hope the writers will get back to the more significant type of episode that tends to contribute to the status quo soon, but as said, I enjoyed this.:3 Unto the few thoughts, then!

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The fact that your cat hates you so much, that she literally headbutted you.

Human: Haha, dumb-dumb. I'm like ten times your siz-
Cat: *HISS*

Human: AHH!!! YOU ALMOST TOOK OUT MY EYE!!!

Moral of The Story: Some Cats Are Just Evil.

And now it is over, and we must depart. Good evening, Baltimare.

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Any thoughts?

There's been at least four people who have been having trouble completing their contest entry for the Lunbra contest, and maybe even more. Today would have been the deadline, but since I've been thinking about it, and about how extremely excited everyone has seemed about the whole thing, you have been given one last increase in writing time even though this contest has been going since September.

There are now four entries, and three other contests currently going on.

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