I have been so quiet lately because I have been hard at work (also, I have some important happenings irrelevant to this blog) on some updates. One of those is a brand spankin' new story for Mother's Day. It has been in the works for a few years now. That's right, ya boi wrote a normal Mother's Day story. Probably.
Since comments are a little scarce and I’m new to long-form mature fiction, I wanted to do a quick survey. It’s all anonymous but it’s going to be very helpful because of the content slated to appear in the next few chapters. Your votes will help me gauge reader feelings and the intensity of how graphic things will be.
Lately, I have been going through various complete entries in Missing Pages that were too short to publish. I decided that "Just Weep" shouldn't be left to gather dust there. I've since published it as its own story with the addition of eight new poems about Celestia (and Luna) so that it is long enough to count as a one-shot according to the site's minimum wordcount rule. If you read the
Yes. I did. Two horses having normal horse sex. It's a completely serious story, but I decided to go out of my usual skill area for April Fool's Day. If you've been following Stay Golden and you want a quick peek of what's to come, this story is for you.
It's also getting a lotta downvotes for not being porn. RIP in pepperoni.
I started catching up on what I could yesterday when I saw the crazy amount of notifications I had accumulated. It's certainly going to take me a while and then some to read all of the stories that were published recently. I'm not doing too good; I'll have a blog about that sooner or later. Until then, know that I have some updates for Marigold's story that have been edited and are waiting for
As someone who loves making odd or thoughtful situations out of the interaction of two characters, what do you feel like would be the most interesting romantic and platonic pairing to read? Either for comedic purposes or the novelty of it? *Besides Luna and Sombra.
Who is the best *Prince~?*
When God said screw it and told Moses the slaves can eat sand and die, Moses said he'd handle it and came back down the mountain, slammed those tablets to the ground, and told the guards to grab a sword and start killing everyone in sight. What material were the blades made out of that Moses' guards used? Did Moses take part in the slaughter? For extra credit, approximately how many people were killed before they stopped partying and started to calm down?
What are the name of the Mountains that lie between the Black Sea and Caspian Sea?
What lake in America is shaped like an Angel spreading it's wings and is right next to one of the more infamous, dangerous cities?
My favorite type of Steel is named after the capital of Syria, what is it?
Could Twilight beat Celestia, Luna, and Cadence in a fight if she had prep time?
If Chrysalis were to replace any Princess in role and relationships with others and Equestria, yet was completely herself, which Princess' spot do you think would be the most amusing for her to take?
4867980 1) Cadance and Sombra. Shining Armor and Sombra. Sombra and Sombra. Luna and Cadance. Sombra and Applejack. Luna and Applejack. Shining Armor and Rainbow Dash. Sombra and almost anyone done seriously is something I'd like to see and he's just so fun gah. Sombra and Rarity. Celestia and Spike (aged-up, of course). I could probably go on for much longer... and platonic or romantic for either. Except I already did Luna and Cady too...
2) AAAAA All of them?
3) I NEVER READ THAT FAR IN THE BIBLE IF THAT'S AN ACTUAL THING OKAY
4) Caucasus ya drangus.
5) SHIT I HAVE GUESSES BUT I DUNNO
6) Damascus
7) Using my headcanon? Never. Using what I can observe from canon? Maybe Cadance, but not the others.
8) Celestia or Luna. Both impact one another, so it would be fun to see either.
9) Blue...?
10) Black and gray, I think. Or maybe gray and blue? Wait... gray and blue...
Do you think giraffes prefer broccoli because they look like mini trees or asparagus because it's tall like giraffe necks?
If nothing is faster than light, how did the dark get there first?
How does this work: In between 0 and 1 there is an infinite number of numbers, but in between 0 and 2 there is double the infinite numbers.
If a fish died in water, did it drown?
How do you think the world will end? I'm thinking zombie/clown apocalypse.
If life is like a box of chocolates, can't you just order a box of all your favorite chocolates and have a really good life? I don't want no salted caramels in my life box.
Do you think sponges are bored all the time since they can't move, see, or hear things? Wait nevermind sponges don't have brains.
Do you think sponges are sad that they don't have brains?
4868308 1) I dunno much about them D: 2) I save my existential questions for the wee hours 3) Eww math 4) Nah. 5) One day this fucking planet will explode. 6) Because we will never get what we want. 7) Nah, they don't have brains. 8) See 7. 9) Most certainly.
Who is best pony*?
*That isn't Sombra or Luna.
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Thoughts on cookie pizza, and, furthermore, smore's pizza?
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Thoughts on the poem "Do Not Go Gentle"?
What would you do for a klondike bar?
What would you do if Lunbra became canon, and, furthermore, Sassbra?
Does you is ghey?
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1) Are those real?
2) Of course it is.
3) It's bitchin'.
4) Kill.
5) S C R E A M
6) I dunno if I count as gay or straight or anything.
As someone who loves making odd or thoughtful situations out of the interaction of two characters, what do you feel like would be the most interesting romantic and platonic pairing to read? Either for comedic purposes or the novelty of it? *Besides Luna and Sombra.
Who is the best *Prince~?*
When God said screw it and told Moses the slaves can eat sand and die, Moses said he'd handle it and came back down the mountain, slammed those tablets to the ground, and told the guards to grab a sword and start killing everyone in sight. What material were the blades made out of that Moses' guards used? Did Moses take part in the slaughter? For extra credit, approximately how many people were killed before they stopped partying and started to calm down?
What are the name of the Mountains that lie between the Black Sea and Caspian Sea?
What lake in America is shaped like an Angel spreading it's wings and is right next to one of the more infamous, dangerous cities?
My favorite type of Steel is named after the capital of Syria, what is it?
Could Twilight beat Celestia, Luna, and Cadence in a fight if she had prep time?
If Chrysalis were to replace any Princess in role and relationships with others and Equestria, yet was completely herself, which Princess' spot do you think would be the most amusing for her to take?
What is my second favorite color~?
What's your favorite combination of colors~?
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1) Cadance and Sombra. Shining Armor and Sombra. Sombra and Sombra. Luna and Cadance. Sombra and Applejack. Luna and Applejack. Shining Armor and Rainbow Dash. Sombra and almost anyone done seriously is something I'd like to see and he's just so fun gah. Sombra and Rarity. Celestia and Spike (aged-up, of course). I could probably go on for much longer... and platonic or romantic for either. Except I already did Luna and Cady too...
2) AAAAA All of them?
3) I NEVER READ THAT FAR IN THE BIBLE IF THAT'S AN ACTUAL THING OKAY
4) Caucasus ya drangus.
5) SHIT I HAVE GUESSES BUT I DUNNO
6) Damascus
7) Using my headcanon? Never. Using what I can observe from canon? Maybe Cadance, but not the others.
8) Celestia or Luna. Both impact one another, so it would be fun to see either.
9) Blue...?
10) Black and gray, I think. Or maybe gray and blue? Wait... gray and blue...
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w a n t
This looks more like Luna taking Krokodil than anything else.
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No u
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her skin is literally falling off
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Nope, they're dapples.
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........
no
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Dude, they're dapples. The artist source even says so. Dappled Luna isn't anything new.
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If you say so...
but it looks a lot like her skin is falling off
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Dunno yo.
What is your favorite meal, and what establishment would you visit in order to acquire it?
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Honestly, I just raid my fridge for whatever.
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1) I dunno much about them D:
2) I save my existential questions for the wee hours
3) Eww math
4) Nah.
5) One day this fucking planet will explode.
6) Because we will never get what we want.
7) Nah, they don't have brains.
8) See 7.
9) Most certainly.