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max. length 5,000 words. Open.

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"The jojo ending is cannon, and nobody can change my mind." - from CandyDream

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Seems Neighrator Pony wanted to read us all a story about things that go klaatu barada ni*cough, cough* in the night.

Check out his dramatic reading of CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS NECROMANCERS, YAY! below.

As a follow-up to the glorious trainwreck of our changeling episode fix-fic — which was collaboratively written by myself, Bradel, Not_A_Hat, Bradel's lack of internet connection, our awesome peanut gallery [1], and bacon vodka penalty shots — I finally got prodded off my

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Pharynx: I have no pronouns, please do not refer to me.

IN WHICH I TRY TO NOT BE DED
Greetings, true believers and hangers-on. It's been awhile. Have a music video from foreign-land.

Yuna (the screamer) is best girl. By coincidence this MV posted on my birthday. Anyway…

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Another installment of "Three of Me" is in the hole. Congrats.

This time around is a proper "whatever" shuffle with a heaping helping of jingle jangle. Enjoy.

I keep getting told to call a suicidal hotline if gets bad enough and I promised to do so if I did.

Here I am, sitting in front of the snake river, and I call them.

“Hello, and welcome to the suicidal hotline~”
pause.
Same in another language.

I am sitting at the edge of a river, and it’s a machine. A machine to sort people out. Who call this in a last attempt to not do something.

Like.
I.
I just.

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"Alright, that's the last straw!" Ocellus snarled, pacing around in her room. Pharynx had picked the locks to let them in. "They can't scare us like that!"

"So what are you suggesting we do, exactly?" Pharynx asked

"Hm..."

~Later~

"Heh, did we get those guys or what?" Venom chuckled as he, Cricket, and Sunset re-entered the Change Gang's home.

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