A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions. Eight years old and one thousand chapters long. Holy crap. BROKE THE 1000 CHAPTER LIMIT WITH A 1001ST CHAPTER!!!
basically got one week left lol. got an experimental fic in the works that's a sort-of direct sequel picking off right where Splintershard ended. no prior reading is necessary.
MAN it's been a while since I've toyed with writing styles.
"Shiiiii-nyyyyyy," Cadance's voice drifted through the air as she searched the apartment that served as her summer home away from the Crystal Empire. "I got some new furniture and clothing that fits your current predicamentttttt!"
I'd tell you a joke about a train, but I don't think I'm on the right track here...
And then there's the cat joke I told in a little contest with my friends on who could tell the funniest joke, but I lost by a whisker.
Any jokes about Rainbow Dash will go right over your head.
Hmm, maybe the joke I told to that goth? Only thing is, when I told her she didn't laugh. And when I told it in a graveyard, there was silence.
I give up.
I'd tell you a grizzly joke, but it's just unbearable.
I shall call it Alastor