"My Brave Pony: Starfleet Humans" comes to a close. Fucking hell. I didn't even really participate, and this is STILL a really gross skim. I'd be happy to go without more Mykan for months.

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"Elsa, come on!"

Elsa smiled gingerly as she watched her younger sister skip across the snow, though it became more difficult as the snow began to grow deeper. Winter had come earlier than in more recent years, but Elsa never minded it that much. She was just glad to be able to be near her sister.

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Yep, 'nother one. This is an idea that came up a few years ago that I just never got around to even starting on, and at this point, I'm sure I just never will. To the literary catacombs we go!

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Expectation: My ADHD pills will help me focus and get a ton of writing done!

Reality: My ADHD pills helped me masturbate for 5 straight hours!

( this is a large part of why I failed college, by the way)

I was away today, and only just got to watch the episode. It was another all right episode, featuring a new song, good character dynamic and some fun. The moral of the episode was wonderful, although I'm not sure why Rarity had to learn it as well. It irks me a tad that we don't have the custom credits roll tracks anymore. I hope they'll return soon. I don't have much to say about this one in terms of lore or world-building or anything, but let's go!

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So, I'd love to share my day's experiences, but I'm not sure if I have it in me to do it right now. Or, more accurately, I'm not sure if I want to stay up until 5 am writing a blog post - today was VERY active and VERY busy (and fun! I met so many people!).

But just wanted to share one final thing that happened at the end of the day.

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That's how this makes me feel. Yesterday I hung out with some friends from my GSA. After one of my friends went home, the other friend and I went to Target. I got socks, and he got a birthday card for his brother. When I got home, I immediately started to sew some shit. Oh yeah, and I sewed myself some cat ears the moment I woke up. Anyway, I sewed a thing, and I'll post the tutorial once I give said thing. I really hope it

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Sassy Chapter Excerpt
A dull throb in her chest broke Sassy’s concentration.  She shifted in the chair, leaned forward, then slowly rotated her left shoulder a few times.  The motion was impeded by her tight armor and an almost sticky feeling in the joint, not to mention a burning line of discomfort that worked its way down the left side of her spine.

Moosetasm

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Yep, you heard me right. Randome, one of the world's laziest people, is going to get to work on some things. Why did you think I only had two stories, and never mentioned plans for other ones? I knew I'd start them, and never finish them. But for once, I'm going to be productive and do some things. See y'all around, after I get to work on some stories and art.

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WELP. 2018's done. Let's hear it for the inexorable march of time, folks!

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OKAY SO!

Ha ha! Regarding the TEK updates, when I said I’d totally have a new chapter next week, and then three chapters on Halloween, I didn’t think about how that meant four chapters in the span of two weeks SO HAHA! Please ignore that, even though I’m still planning on updating this week/the next. Just one chapter, though. Not four. Unless you want outlines in which case I can totally do that. But if not, the other three chapters will probs come during the first few weeks of November.

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I GOT INSPIRED TO MAKE THIS CREAM COLORED BRALETTE OUT OF RIBBON AND LACE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ELASTIC. HOWEVER, I HAVE ENOUGH ELASTIC TO MAKE A HALF AND HALF KIND OF BRA. I REALLY HOPE IT TURNS OUT WELL. I FINISHED THE CUPS, AND I'M HALFWAY THROUGH SEWING THE BAND. THEN I HAVE TO CAREFULLY SEW THAT SHIT TOGETHER. IT WILL BE RELIEVING TO GET TO THE PART IN WHICH I PUT THE RIBBON THROUGH THE BAND.

I woke up at ass o'clock, but I was still only half awake. I heard something beeping and someone stood at the end of my room, shining a light in my face. I couldn't move a muscle, and it was pretty fucking terrifying. I tried to scream his name so he can wake me up, but it didn't work. You know how you try to scream in a dream and it's just soft noises that aren't even at a normal speaking volume? It was that. Oh and that little stinker kept on shining the damn light in my face!

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Hollllllllly shit it’s between a 15 to 20 minute walk from the Norms I was eating at for the last 5 hours to my music studio where I live. I intended to start a new MLP fanfiction using voice recording during that time. Instead, I had the epiphany that the latest episode that came out a few days ago perfectly encapsulates how one’s normally quirky but benign idiosyncrasies—in Twilight’s case her love of trivia games, in my case my love of attention and shitposting—can when coupled with poor

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Audio version, by Imrix.

I’m not good at romance.

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Hey guys! As a lot of you know, Everfree Northwest is happening this weekend, and the amazing RBDash47 is hosting a book vendor stall called Twilight's Book Nook at the convention. While I am not able to attend the convention by virtue of living on the exact opposite side of the country from Seattle, I was able to send a few copies

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Since its a Halloween story based loosely off the Tell Your Tale shorts I really tried to get out the whole thing by Halloween, not happening. Really did an attempt for it though. Will be out next month pretty sure.

It's going to be a sequel to Cardboard Castles. Not focusing on Izzy and Sunny so slight difference in tone (but since I'm running with the ideas from that story (the whole 'we brought magic back and that's a good and bad thing cause we have no idea what that could bring back)

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Well. That’s a good way to summarize it, yes.

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“All unicorns build doomsday devices!” Those five words were words that Twilight Sparkle never expected to hear next to each other and in that specific order in a sentence.

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