Oh crap, it's Sunset Shimmer Day and I have nothing—

Move. You have stuff to do. So go do it. Go on, shoo.

Fine. It's your day. *Walks away muttering.* Need to add something to that first chapter and rewrite that Lamia scene and I still don't even know what advanced magical theory is supposed to be...

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(Note: This post uses footnotes. Reading on mobile not recommended. The management apologizes for the inconvenience.)

Unicorns have often had a shaky relationship with science.

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I had so hoped to begin this with an 'up' pun after such a stellar title to this blog post, but alas...
I'm all dried up.

yeeeaaaahhhh...
I'm not proud of that either.

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Thank you everyone for your nominations and votes! I had quite a challenge getting everything just so for you folks to enjoy (even had to do a fair bit of work in Excel to get the data points!). I decided to present the stories in no particular order. All of you are amazing writers and deserve all the recognition, after all!

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So even after that last fic I still had a boner for Octavia's tits. I mean, they are pretty hot. So I wrote some more porn for you guys. As a bonus, this one's less of a crack fic than the last, so here you go:

[Adult story embed hidden]

Ps.

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I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS IF YOU'RE A FAN OF BERSERK OR NOT, NIGGA. I'VE BEEN WAITING SEVEN LITERAL YEARS FOR THIS FUCKING MOMENT RIGHT THIS VERY GODDAMN SECOND JESUS CHRIST I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, NOW THEY CAN GET TO THE ELF KING AND MAYBE CASCA WILL STOP BEING LITERALLY RETARDED HOLY JESUS HE WAS ON THE DAMN BOAT LONGER THAN THE MAIDEN VOYAGE TO THE NEW WORLD

I've been waiting for this for too long.

Would someone please tell me where the heck September went? Seriously, someone’s locked me in a damn speed bubble and I want out!

I think.

So. Let’s talk words.

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Ughhhhhh. That is literally my entire opinion. So school started on Wednesday and then my computer crashed but now it's working and I am so not looking forward to this year but oh well. Just a heads-up, I'm probably only going to be on a couple times a week, because I have a whole lot more to do this year than last year, so... just saying. I'll try to keep up, but no promises. Also, no more writing on the one-shot, because I realized that I have written myself into a corner yet again and then I

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Warning this blog contains many things that you the viewer may find offensive, overly sexual, disturbing, cruel, highly unusual, and just WRONG...... You have been warned. Also this thing is long as fuck !!

[7/5/2015 7:48:38 PM] *** Lucy added Written Sound ***

[7/5/2015 7:48:50 PM] Loki NU Empire: Hello

[7/5/2015 7:48:56 PM] Written Sound: Ello

[7/5/2015 7:48:58 PM] Super57s: Hi Dante

[7/5/2015 7:49:07 PM] Written Sound: Hey, its Written

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Hey all! Things are running a little bit slower than I anticipated, due to schooling and life stuff. But, I haven't forgotten, and I do still plan on getting out the first chapter soon, and hopefully within a week! I've already started on it and stuff -- I just need to get it finished and edited and cool things like that.

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WHAT'S THIS

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT
IS
THIS

AAAAAAHH

IT WAS ALL WORTH IT

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On a completely unrelated note from MLP, I just recently found out about the infamous Berenstein/Berenstain bears conspiracy. People who grew up with the Berenstein bears remember it being spelled just like that. BerenstEIN, but all of our childhood books's titles have changed to be called Berenstain bears. This blows my mind, because I clearly remember it being spelled with an "ei".

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Okay so, good news is that the cats seem to be recovering from their colds. Perhaps I overreacted a bit, but with experiences like mine it can't be considered too much of a surprise, and with how frail Reeses seems a times I especially couldn't help it. Thankfully I've managed to convince a vet trip for her sometime within the next few months, which is more than I've convinced before, so that's good. Going to have to pay for it myself though, so I might be pushing my commissions a bit more.

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Yeah, I know, I'm surprised too! (Image probably related.)

So it’s in fashion for authors to do a monthly review of their work. Seen a few folks do it. I think I’m going to start one of my own. It’ll help when I’m feeling discouraged about progress for my stories. In case you're working, the "Takka Takka Takka" is the sound of fingers on a keyboard. I'm 'borrowing' it from Diane Duane's Twitter Account profile pic.

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What follows is my attempt to synthesize all the lore from the SHOW, COMICS, BOOKS, and whatever else to get a clearer picture of this strange world that is Equestria. I will try my best to only make claims backed by evidence and avoid headcanon at all costs, which is going to make this fun considering how much the show contradicts itself half the time. The show is primary canon, the comics are secondary, and all else is tertiary. If the show contradicts something in the comics directly (such

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Ideally, all conflicts Equestria faces can be solved through the careful application of diplomacy and rainbow lasers. But even in magical lands of pastel ponies, ideals can fall short of reality. Enter the Royal Arsenal.

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