“I’m having a terrible day. Somebody broke into my house last night and they drank all the vodka! They replaced every app on my phone with Tetris, and every song in my library with Tchaikovsky! Worst of all, they exposed my carelessness because I didn’t lock my door. What do I do? Who can I blame this on?^TM”

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TDS = Trump Derangement Syndrome

HLDS = Hogwarts: Legacy Derangement Syndrome

Yo, what's up, my pals?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

And today, for the second installment of my "Christmas Craze" series, I'm gonna review "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York".

Here's the summary of it:

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Donald Trump came to my city yesterday. The Phoenix Convention Center where he gave his speech was so full that the line wrapped around the building like three of four times. There were lots of support from the local Latino, African American, and other ethnic communities. The local news interviewed Latinos for Trump, African Americans for Trump, and some other minority group organization that support Trump here in Arizona.

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(The following is a copy-paste from Sethisto on EquestriaDaily, because honestly he sums everything up perfectly.)

I have to admit, I don't think I ever expected to see fanart of Twilight Sparkle at the top of CNN's front page. Yet here we are, in 2016, and it's happening.

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Quite Possibly the Most Cursed Thing I Have Ever Seen

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IN WHICH A THING IS COMING
So, I just checked something today. But first, enjoy some Eagles.

I saw five juvenile bald eagles in a tree near my home a couple days ago, but that's as may be. Follow me…

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There are times, my friends, when you feel the zeitgeist – the spirit of the times – and you must write.

For George Orwell, it produced Nineteen Eighty Four, as he viewed the creeping totalitarianism of the world around him.

For me, it produced The Collected Poems of Maud Pie, written in a single night while channeling Maud.

And for Admiral Biscuit… for Admiral Biscuit, it produced… this.

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From Melania Trump (Donald Trump's wife)'s speech tonight:

Appropriate for a speech on a day focused on how Mr. Trump won't let anyone hurt you.

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