Right now NATO's taking a purely defensive position in all of this. They're sending weapons and supplies at every opportunity they can get. The reason they haven't gotten directly involved in the fighting is actually pretty simple. They could easily decimate Putin, but what happens then? Nukes. If Putin is actually stupid enough to attack NATO forces, not only is he asking for Moscow to be completely wiped from the face of the earth, but everywhere else too. Our best shot at survival is to stay

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My last entry was going to be the last post for the day, but Lindsay Graham and Elon Musk had to make fools out of themselves and threaten Putin. To summarize what just happened, Elon threatened spy operations while Lindsay called for Putin's execution. I swear to Christ our biggest influencers are also our biggest idiots. This type of meat-headed tough guy shit should've died with Vietnam. To top off the cherry on this shit sundae, Elon realized how stupid his threat was too little, too late.

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Many of the Russian people seem to believe NATO and Ukraine are an existential threat to the country. It seems like he's trying to convince them that not only was Ukraine about to invade them, but that NATO was installing nuclear weapons closer to Moscow. This puts the average person in a real pickle. Operations like that would be carried out with with the utmost secrecy, so it's entirely possible he's being somewhat truthful about the situation. Without military intel, we can't know. There are

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China, Russia, and many other countries around the world have a serious problem. Their governments heavily restrict the flow of information. They can't hear what's going on on the other side of the isle. Those in power are aware if the citizens get ahold of all the information, they'll start questioning their governments' actions. Right now China's government is pushing a propaganda campaign in favor of Putin, claiming Ukraine and the US are lying about the damage being caused to civilians and

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“I’m having a terrible day. Somebody broke into my house last night and they drank all the vodka! They replaced every app on my phone with Tetris, and every song in my library with Tchaikovsky! Worst of all, they exposed my carelessness because I didn’t lock my door. What do I do? Who can I blame this on?^TM”

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