The Ultimate Dinosaur Game · 7:42am Jun 8th, 2015
This might please your childhood. It did with mine. I want it, but uh I think I'll wait for a lower price cause promises of developer.
This might please your childhood. It did with mine. I want it, but uh I think I'll wait for a lower price cause promises of developer.
I'm so sick of it, guys.
I'm so sick of hearing about this episode. Almost a week has passed and I'm still having the words 'The writers hate us!' blasted into my eyes every time I open up my feed.
Look...
Maybe you didn't like the episode. That's fine, my problem isn't in whether you like the episode or not, it's in how you choose to express your opinion.
Aaaand we’re finally here.
What can I say, folks – it’s been a journey. I almost feel emotional writing this announcement.
This contest literally started as me idly muttering “would be cool to make one of those m’self one day” in a public chat. And now look at this! Forty-seven entries, more than four thousand views in the original announcement, we took over the featured box, and overall? I’m sure we all had a lot of fun.
A simple bullet list of stuff this time:
Here’s a list of true events I’ve lived through in the last few weeks—assembled in somewhat chronological order. Keep in mind I wrote this intending it as a comedy, but since it’s an actual abridged chronicle of my life, it reads like a horror story.
I expect nobody will laugh when reading this.
And I find that so unbelievably fucking funny, oh my God.
Note to self: don't have the Cap post a teaser when we aren't even ready to be undead yet.
So. Holidays are right around the corner. And we've been busy. Quite busy. Busily busy, one could even say. So now, consequently, we've got a good string of updates for you guys, with only more to come. Consider that our kinda-sorta Jinglemas gift to you, our followers. Gotta promote that love, sharing, and peace on Earth deal, right?
In the dark, dark, dark
Can't see
In the dark, dark, dark
Can you see me?
In the dark, dark, dark
Hear something
In the dark, dark, dark
Something's coming
In the dark, dark, dark
A light
In the dark, dark, dark
It's so bright
Not so dark, dark, dark
Take your hand
Not so dark, dark, dark
Helping me stand
No longer dark, dark, dark
See your face
No longer dark, dark, dark
Your beautiful face
No longer dark, dark, dark
Dare to try
And that's saying something, mind you?
Check the wordcount! I just posted 90k words on this website in one go. Nine chapters. Whodaman.
Yeah, been working on this for a year. Honestly, fuck releasing on a schedule, right? I dislike having incomplete stories I gotta update like, every two days or some shit. Huge pain in the ass, and a lot of readers dislike reading Incomplete-tagged stories. Me included!
...making So Maybe among the highest rated Raven stories on the site! I just noticed that and had no idea that it was a Thing. So, thanks!
There's actually more Raven in the latest Enemy of Mine chapter, if anyone cares.
finally burned through revising the third chapter of through the snow
it's finally something i like
2k of extra ice words now readable
and yes onyx is still a piece of shit
please read i guess
Ok ok I thought I had posted this earlier but I guess the website ate it up or something and it wasn't actually posted. I tried writing it in my own words, but I guess now that's gone I'm just going to copy and paste it straight from the blog post I learned from.
From Ryan Grim at the Intercept:
Who thought it was a cute idea to make those tags? Of all the 3 years I've spent on this site... I don't even.
I'm on a train right now to meet a few guys from the 20 Great Stories Story Cabal (specifically, my off-and-on editor/prereader SpaceCommiehttp://www.fimfiction.net/user/SpaceCommie and fellow Cabal member and writer of brilliant fucking stories Sharp Spark). We're gonna head downtown, walk around a bit, possibly visit the Museum of Science and Industry (which
Hey folks. Captain Morgan here, and I'm just here because Karma's too lazy to blog herself. Basically, she/he/it wrote a new article about a user who recently got busted for child pornography possession and tried to garner sympathy with a sob story on his blog. It's pretty disgusting. You can find the story in the link down below.
[1:26:11 AM | Edited 1:28:55 AM] KittyKat Noote: it's come to the point where i own a super productive town that can
[1:26:24 AM] KittyKat Noote: - bribe off any changeling invasion away with the sheer amount of bits
[1:26:47 AM | Edited 1:40:43 AM] KittyKat Noote: - my townsfolk are rolling in so much food and bits that they donate a lot of surplus food and bits to me and spend most of their day having sex
Yesterday, I had something happen to me that got me thinking, about My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and about the reception it gets in the fandom and I decided to talk a bit about it. Afterthoughts on the Finale will still come next week, but today, I want to talk about something else.