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  • 71 weeks
    Reaction Story Ideas

    Hello everybronie, it is I, Posh, actor, writer, philosopher, creator of the hit series “Big Octopi in Little Delphi,” inventor, writer, occasional male escort, deposed vice-regent of Luxembourg, writer, actor, critic, writer, and overall tall drink of water. I’m here today to discuss a new trend I’ve seen in the MLP fan fiction community: Reaction stories.

    What is a reaction story?

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    20 comments · 368 views
  • 92 weeks
    Chapter Eight is Live

    The real chapter eight. What was originally labeled as chapter eight, “Pasta al Forno,” was an April Fool’s joke that sprang from a ficlet Dubs wrote me for Jesus Day. The chapter titles and order have been rearranged to reflect this.

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    1 comments · 263 views
  • 93 weeks
    The Pros and Cons of Giving a Damn

    "I'm not looking for pity. I'm trying to make a point. Girls like us can't rely on anyone, can't get attached to anyone. You just set yourself up to get hurt down the line when they're gone.

    "’Cuz they're always gone, in the end."

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    8 comments · 257 views
  • 98 weeks
    Donations Page: For Billy Kametz

    Billy Kametz has passed away.

    For those of you who don’t know who that is, he is Ferdinand von Aegir. For those of you who don’t know who that is, first of all, shame on you. Second, he was also someone named Jotaro. In English.

    Or Josuke. I don’t watch that show. He was someone named Jojo; I don’t know which one.

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  • 99 weeks
    Posh's Story Reviews: Folio The Second - Part Two - A Mire From Which There Can Be No Exodus

    Awoooo, awaaaaa, amooooooooo. I’ve finished communing with the Elder Spirits, those phantom deities which lend me their neurons to write these glorious literary critiques. They’ve guided me to two more stories, to add onto my previous blog. In exchange, they are slowly siphoning my lymphatic fluids for their own purposes (I think they carbonate it and use it as a mixer in cocktails).

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Aug
29th
2017

cheerimee · 3:25am Aug 29th, 2017

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Majin Syeekoh
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NO

CHERRIYOU

Majin Syeekoh
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Yeah you better be surprised

It's hard not to project onto Cheerilee, because don't we all want to be perfect?

Wait, are you saying you don't want Big Mac's big mac? I am very surprised to hear this from you my dear Poshy Woshy. You should always want Big Mac's big mac. It's in Da Rules. Look it up.

It makes Cheerilee only look better when you realize the comics have her as the valedictorian of Canterlot's high school, and she decided to go into elementary education in a small town rather than molecular biology in Manehattan or something.

The Road Not Taken.

While the rest of her students stampeded onto the next stop on the museum tour, Cheerilee took a moment to stretch out her hocks and enjoy the moment of peace and quiet. Her eyes were drawn to the mirror behind the flimsy velvet rope, and the haunting words their tour guide had said. The Road Not Taken.

Taking a quick glance around to make sure she was not being observed, Cheerilee reached out a hoof. After all, it could not hurt to see--

She looked into the mirror at a matching Cheerilee, only this one was wearing a snappy business suit with small neck ruff and designer shoes, caught in exactly the same pose. The two mares looked at each other, school teacher to highly-paid professional, before Cheerilee mouthed the words, "Was it worth it?"

Her rich counterpart hesitated, checking over her shoulder at the empty room before looking back at Cheerilee with tired eyes, bloodshot from long hours spent at her job. She shook her head slowly, then mouthed back the same words.

"Miss Cheerilee!" Diamond Tiara bounded into the doorway of the exhibit room and pointed frantically at where the rest of the students had gone. "Scootaloo is headed for the aeronautics section with that look in her eyes again. Her friends are delaying her, but I think she wants to see if the gliders work. Hurry up!"

Cheerilee smiled and nodded at the wealthy pony in the mirror. "Yes!" she mouthed. "Consider a career change." Turning back to Diamond Tiara, Cheerilee started to sprint into the rest of the museum. This was the road she had taken, and she had no regrets.

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