God dammit.

I'm not good at romance, but just.

God dammit. God fucking dammit.

This is a thing that actually happened and it honestly took me over two hours to realize that something was amiss. I spent two hours reading the weirdest goddamn fetish porn shit ever. The following is the conversation in which I realized what was going on.

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Did anyone else know that? Color me surprised.

And now for something completely different

I think the biggest driving force behind any of the things I write is music. Song lyrics, instrumental pieces, epic scores, I'm always listening to music in one form or another. I've always had an eye (or I guess ear) for a good story told through music, planning out a scene in my mind as I listen to pieces over and over again.

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It was so much fun! There were snapdragons everywhere and they were beautiful. The orchids smell really good. I found the perfect place for a picnic. It's somewhat secluded, has a bench, and a tree for shade. Two flies had sex on my arm

So I was start ing to write some more of chapter 8 and started thinkin' about kangaroo pouches. And ya know what guys?

TV isn't always right! Sometimes, cartoons can ACTUALLY lead you astray from how things really are.

One of these things? A kangaroo's anatomy. Particularly, that of a kangaroo's.

So when you think of a kangaroo, I imagine an image sort of like this comes into mind:

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I think I'm reverting back to monthly blog, err... things?

Before you ask, no this has nothing to do with LotR, I just suck at making names for my blogs.

Anyway, things have been cool lately and crazy which sort of makes for something I can't describe, which definitely makes sense. I mean, I actually changed my avatar after, what? Two years? That isn't necessarily a good thing though, but neither is it bad (and yes I'll be cooking my CPU plenty more).

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You know what's bullshit? When aged, grown-up men (and women) get assblasted and aggro'd over a cartoon meant for those who are still some years away from reaching puberty. When they, the self-declared "true fans" of the show, seem to think that they know what's best for the show and the audience it was specifically written for. I can say that "it's a show for little girls" and "it wasn't made for you" until I'm blue in the face, but somehow, it feels like a wasted effort. Nobody ever

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My general reaction.

Though I am working on In The Midst of Dreams, I've been taking a day (Assuming The Position) to chew thoughtfully on the line revisions I've been given by my editor so I can get my dark fiction mojo refueled before I take another crack at it. But now that FNaF 4 is out, I want to write something dark in a different degree. Hell, I might just pick Doctrine of Gears back up.

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Can I just share with you all some of the silly things I've found myself typing into my Google bar these past few days? I assure you, it was all in the pursuit of writing research. Still makes me laugh, though.

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Guess what's back? Back again.

Plot dragging's back, tell a friend!

Well, I was joking on the plot dragging part. I promise you the story will be going somewhere! Little Big Trouble is coming to an end, and what does that mean? It means I get to put it in my ass continue on with "Wub" Me Like You Do and that ultra secret project I've been working on that I shouldn't be telling right now because of reasons.

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By not implementing an in-game music option that lets you actually do this.

Seriously. It'd be entirely in character. "Lofi beats to swing to"

This is Amtrak:

Source

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More specifically, do you remember this?

Or this?

Or this?

EThe Wielder of the Orb

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

The Orb - A high condensed ball of pure energy, so powerful that it spans across not just dimensions, but entire UNIVERSES. What may become of Nightshade as she begins her adventures as the Wielder of the Orb?

• Alt. Universe
• OC
• Main 6

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Guess what they all have in common?

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So I have a few ideas for some short stories that I might actually pursue at some point in the future. The only problem is I don't feel in the mood to actually write something. Eh.

So the stories I have in mind are:

* Sweetie x Scoots fic because I saw a picture I liked and had a good idea but no basis. The only problem is that I can't figure the rest of the structure of the story. But basically they do the thing that's probably sexual idk.

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For everyone with autism or everyone who knows someone with autism, how well does this song describe the situation?

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Hello, everypony! It's that time again, for the snugs and hugs!

I am always exited when these come about! Hence all the exclamation points!

Categorical Grant is holding another snugglefic contest, and you are all invited to either participate, or just read in the festivities!

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