They're a bunch of stupid, loud and obnoxious yellow morons who do nothing but irritate the hell out of everyone.

Their level of annoyance is on par with SpongeBob. They can both burn in hell for all I care.

I copied the latest chapter of M.L.G. to my flash drive as usual. I took it home with the intent to post it today. I double-click the file.

Read More

I do. I really do. It's the bane of my existence right now. If this comes off as odd, well, yeah, it is.

I've been trying to get into DC's Rebirth line. I've been getting trade paperbacks. But I've been having THE WORST LUCK. Why?

HUMIDITY!

I started with an order of five books. FOUR out of five of them had wavy pages, aka humidity damage. Four books I returned for replacements, and returns aren't easy for me.

Read More

1. Glass (especially shower doors)
2. Pedophiles (all must die)
3. Oasis (Sally can wait and she can stay waiting if it means I don't have to listen to Liam's or Noel's voice again)
4. Biebsy Wiebsy (who doesn't hate this douchelord?)
5. People who do not love Apple Bloom (I won't trust you if you do not adore this adorable filly )
6. Zephyr Breeze (Yoga boys are creeps)
7. Cozy Glow (Really, she adds nothing and is a very shallow character)

Read More

So…the federal government changed their guidelines for remote work. The covid-era work from home rules are ending, and thus…for the second goddamn time…

We might be moving to Washington DC.

I’m panicking internally. It was enough of a system-level shock the first time around, but this time…It’s even more plausible than ever.

Not only that, but I suck when dealing with online shopping. I am waiting on an 85$ refund from Amazon, which can’t get here soon enough.

Read More

I have E. coli. The only somewhat bad but incredibly annoying and exhausting kind.
I'll write when able. Spike thing is well over half done.
Also, I was swept over a small waterfall.
Fuck this weekend.

-Pencil

Ranting about one of my favorite things was actually a lot of fun, so I decided to give it another go today. As I said yesterday, I'd be turning my eternally burning Curse of Hatred onto this wonderful site, Fimfiction.net. Before I begin, I'm aware that I am using a site to complain about that very same site, and also, nobody here cares about what I like/dislike, but I enjoy talking to no one which sometimes turns into talking to someone. This is just me getting something off my mind that may

Read More

Going through mixed emotions since last night I was straddling my pillow wishing it was a stallion.
I'm sure one of them wouldn't mind, but I am not a mare who goes up to a random stallion and asking them to rut me.
So am going to be moody for a bit while I try to endure my heat cycle.

Read More

What? I'm alive? But it's been nearly a week since my last blog post, and even longer since my last chapter update! How can this be? Well, Nobody Who Asked, due to a series of unfortunate events, I've found myself failing to find the motivation to write anything. I'm trying to kick that feeling, and I feel that there's no better way than to bitch incessantly about writing. Let's begin.

Read More

So guess what? I'm fucking screwed again because my employer doesn't pay holiday pay and I fucked up my back a couple of weeks ago. Add to that the fact that my employer has also elected to go with an insurance system which required me to pay my insurance premiums out of pocket and yeah... End result: not enough money to pay bills.

Yes, we're doing this again. Yes, I hate myself even more because of it.

[UPDATE]

So um... this happened.

Read More

It's that time of the year again!

I'm not wearing pants.

My windows are open.

My ceiling fan is on.

I have two other fans pointed towards me.

My cat is just laying on the floor in random places.

SUMMER COOKING TIME IS HERE!

(Oh, and it's so hot I need to sleep with the window open so now I get to wake up at 5 by stupid birds!)

I want to apologize for how long this review took. I tried playing through this game again, and I just... couldn't get through it. I have a very low tolerance, as I only play games for fun, and there was this one mission that just damn near killed this for me. Thankfully I've played this game a bit before, so I remembered it.

Read More

Hey. It's me again.

Uhhhhhhhh...

Read More

Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

I need help. Badly. This year, 2022, has not been kind to me. And yes, I am aware of the "what a year" meme and so dearly wish it wasn't literal to me. I'll explain.

Read More

Yeah...please read it. ALSO GIVE MY CO-AUTHOR SOME LOVE! https://www.fimfiction.net/user/174091/ponyfag-not-brony

Gotta get this off my mind now, before it gets consumed by my anger for tomorrow's rant. In the first part, I talked about things I hated about specific anime I love, while this one will be about things I hate about anime in general.

Read More

Needless to say, the title of this blog post is almost entirely facetious.

One way or another, though, I will get the next chapter of Desert Spice up tonight.

Demonstration of the crap I have to deal with in order to do so below the break.

Read More

Today the EU Copyright Directive which I discussed a couple weeks ago has, unfortunately, taken it's next step into becoming law.

The Good News; I was apparently somewhat mistaken on the timetable and today's vote wasn't the final vote, which means there's still time.

Read More