The Amazing World of Gumball - The worst show in Cartoon Network, Gumball is stupid and douchey, Richard is the dumbest dumbass and a lazy slob. Everything about it is just despicable. Need I say more?

Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends - Bloo is a troublemaker who makes things worse, Bendy gets away with things when it's obvious that he did something terrible and everyone witnessed.

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Hey all,

I've finally finished the final chapter of Case Eleven, and am planning on releasing it as soon as it's proofread just so I can get this case over with.

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I do. I really do. It's the bane of my existence right now. If this comes off as odd, well, yeah, it is.

I've been trying to get into DC's Rebirth line. I've been getting trade paperbacks. But I've been having THE WORST LUCK. Why?

HUMIDITY!

I started with an order of five books. FOUR out of five of them had wavy pages, aka humidity damage. Four books I returned for replacements, and returns aren't easy for me.

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1. Glass (especially shower doors)
2. Pedophiles (all must die)
3. Oasis (Sally can wait and she can stay waiting if it means I don't have to listen to Liam's or Noel's voice again)
4. Biebsy Wiebsy (who doesn't hate this douchelord?)
5. People who do not love Apple Bloom (I won't trust you if you do not adore this adorable filly )
6. Zephyr Breeze (Yoga boys are creeps)
7. Cozy Glow (Really, she adds nothing and is a very shallow character)

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So…the federal government changed their guidelines for remote work. The covid-era work from home rules are ending, and thus…for the second goddamn time…

We might be moving to Washington DC.

I’m panicking internally. It was enough of a system-level shock the first time around, but this time…It’s even more plausible than ever.

Not only that, but I suck when dealing with online shopping. I am waiting on an 85$ refund from Amazon, which can’t get here soon enough.

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I want to apologize for how long this review took. I tried playing through this game again, and I just... couldn't get through it. I have a very low tolerance, as I only play games for fun, and there was this one mission that just damn near killed this for me. Thankfully I've played this game a bit before, so I remembered it.

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Hey. It's me again.

Uhhhhhhhh...

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Hello Legion, it's been awhile, hasn't it?

I've never been good at this kinda thing, and while I could go on about my antics as of late, I won't and will just come out and say it.

I need help. Badly. This year, 2022, has not been kind to me. And yes, I am aware of the "what a year" meme and so dearly wish it wasn't literal to me. I'll explain.

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Yeah...please read it. ALSO GIVE MY CO-AUTHOR SOME LOVE! https://www.fimfiction.net/user/174091/ponyfag-not-brony

I have E. coli. The only somewhat bad but incredibly annoying and exhausting kind.
I'll write when able. Spike thing is well over half done.
Also, I was swept over a small waterfall.
Fuck this weekend.

-Pencil

Ranting about one of my favorite things was actually a lot of fun, so I decided to give it another go today. As I said yesterday, I'd be turning my eternally burning Curse of Hatred onto this wonderful site, Fimfiction.net. Before I begin, I'm aware that I am using a site to complain about that very same site, and also, nobody here cares about what I like/dislike, but I enjoy talking to no one which sometimes turns into talking to someone. This is just me getting something off my mind that may

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Going through mixed emotions since last night I was straddling my pillow wishing it was a stallion.
I'm sure one of them wouldn't mind, but I am not a mare who goes up to a random stallion and asking them to rut me.
So am going to be moody for a bit while I try to endure my heat cycle.

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What? I'm alive? But it's been nearly a week since my last blog post, and even longer since my last chapter update! How can this be? Well, Nobody Who Asked, due to a series of unfortunate events, I've found myself failing to find the motivation to write anything. I'm trying to kick that feeling, and I feel that there's no better way than to bitch incessantly about writing. Let's begin.

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So guess what? I'm fucking screwed again because my employer doesn't pay holiday pay and I fucked up my back a couple of weeks ago. Add to that the fact that my employer has also elected to go with an insurance system which required me to pay my insurance premiums out of pocket and yeah... End result: not enough money to pay bills.

Yes, we're doing this again. Yes, I hate myself even more because of it.

[UPDATE]

So um... this happened.

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It's that time of the year again!

I'm not wearing pants.

My windows are open.

My ceiling fan is on.

I have two other fans pointed towards me.

My cat is just laying on the floor in random places.

SUMMER COOKING TIME IS HERE!

(Oh, and it's so hot I need to sleep with the window open so now I get to wake up at 5 by stupid birds!)

I'm the type of person who is split right down the middle, in terms of personality. On one hand, I always try to look on the bright side of things. On the other hand, I have the type of mind where I just have to point out any and all flaws in everything, even things I genuinely love. Thus why this blog exists.

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I made it to the Metroid Queen, but I can't beat her to save my life. I keep getting overwhelmed by the Metroids she sends out, I can't kill them fast enough, and usually one of the others grabs me while I'm trying to kill one with my missiles.

This was a fun game up until this point. I HATE when games do that, especially when its at the end. I feel almost stupid not being able to beat it.

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The EU Copyright Directive is coming back around for another vote. Here's DeFranco's Breakdown:

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