Maybe Moby Dick and Captain Ahab were actually kinky interspecies lovers with a 24/7 predator-prey dynamic. Unfortunately, their pervasive non-consensual involvement of hundreds of vanilla humans and whales in their exhibitionist whaling industry LARPing lead to astoundingly great loss of life, limb, time (especially Hermain Melville's), money, property, and trees. Despite this unforgivable stain on their legacy, nonetheless I must stan an iconic relationship that endured numerous hardships,

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I fell behind a little. Time to play catch-up, starting with Equestria Girls 3.

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... and it doesn't look that shitty yet, but I may be biased due to being drunk. Even my champagne has vodka in it, so don't expect me to be reliable source on how 2017 is like.

Hmm, I wonder which celebrity kicks the bucket first?

Also, who cares that celebrities have died in 2016? Many of them were probably born in it, we just don't know about it yet...

I'm either freezing my ass of or marinating in my own sweat. Right now it's the latter. I was supposed to make an announcement today, but thankfully my friend is filling in for me. I was going to talk about how this coming Thursday is Spirit Day. Hope you guys are having a happy Monday!

I make a point of not being sorry for stuff, but for this I actually am.

It's not that I'm being particularly hard on myself for letting people down (I do feel I am, but in this case I know I kind of have to and I'm not going to kick myself for it), but that there are things on here I want to do, want to write, want to create... because it's FUN for me. It's a chance for me to unwind, let my hair down, and not give a fuck. I absolutely LOVE not giving a fuck. But...

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like honestly
i need to see
Ursula bond with Akko again

So i talked a little bit on Sunday about some PC problems I've been having and I wanted to update you all on how that's going.

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Continued from part two.

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Yes! I have a shelf full of the stories that need work done to them. It's currently down to eleven stories and 610,931 words. Yeah, that's the hard part. The word count of some of the stories I'll be getting to is heavy. The amount of work some of them need is also excessive too. All of that is admittedly very frustrating, as everyone knows, I loathe the editing process and would much rather be adding to my backlog of content to release.

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I promise you I'm not drunk.

So, with all this talk about "Rise of Skywalker" (which I have still yet to see) and it got me wanting to watch the Family Guy Star Wars episodes (which I hadn't seen since "It's A Trap" aired). Which seems kinda weird, because, I'm like "when was the last time I watched a full Family Guy episode and not just a compilation video on YouTube?"

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I may be one day late, but... It's time to get true spooky just because it's October. Also tradition is tradition. So...

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I see little to no point in continuing My Brother's Keeper, and I don't think it's because it's not doing well.

I just don't like it.

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My story was posted 3 hours and 27 minutes ago and only got 17 views that were not from me. How stupid.

Y'know... I never really understood why people make fun of dentists "not being real doctors" until right now...

Here I was, having intense pain under my right cheek. Especially when I eat or drink hot stuff. Ibuprofen didn't help shit. The only thing that did was rinsing my mouth with cold to tepid water. Naturally, I get a dentist appointment. Next month!

Nothing to do. Just trudge on I guess...

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with the chapter posted today TTE is technically finished... but also it's sort of not. the epilogue will come when it's ready, i just can't make any promises on the timeline this time since school is kicking my ass and will continue to do so for the next 3.5 months. c12 took a lot out of me w +15k words and last-minute "hey lets do art lol", so please bear with me and that pesky "incomplete" tag in the meantime. and since i couldn't say in the a/n this time, thanks so so so SO much for

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Continued from part three.

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So yeah ... Christmas kind of blew for me this year, specifically with work. Seriously, fuck retail during the holidays, and I thought working at a grocery store during this time was bad.

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