It' happened. 1000 followers


Congrats to Dayman for being that 1000th person

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I was bored one day and decided to watch four episodes of the Pokemon anime where this character appears:

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People Like My Stories, Exhibit A:

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So back in the day there was an amazing soul by the name of The Descendant. He has since moved onto other things but we still remember him for being the nicest gorram soul in existence.

We also remember him by donning festive cheer for the holiday season. This can be done very easily.

Step 1. Take your avatar image. If you lack the original take it from the largest source you can find on fimfic (usually your userpage)

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happy, that's how you made me feel
many times
but now, i feel like you're ignoring me
(couldn't think of a rhyme)

why? you refuse to tell me
though you used to
please answer my question
what did i do?

is it something i said?
is it something i did?

is it something i'm doing?
is it something i'm trying?

you're one of my best friends
or you were
friends don't do this to friends
you're not her

you're not the perky, fun girl i met last year
you're someone i don't know

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Howdy folks! Hope all the Americans are enjoying MLK day.

Sorry I haven’t been quite as active of late, but I have been working on some things invisibly. One of the fruits of my labor came out on Friday, a rather silly story about Pinkie Pie teaching Scootaloo the true story of the Hearth’s Warming Turkey:

Hearth’s Warming Turkey

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And I have only three things to say:

1: Why have I never watched this show until now?

2: Mabel is my spirit animal... person.

3: My favourite episodes, before anyone asks, are The Deep End, Headhunters, Land Before Swine, The Inconveniencing, Fight Fighters, Summerween, Dreamscaperers and Gideon Rises.

For those of you who might not have heard, HoofBitingActionOverload is going to be unpublishing all his stories in a week, as he is planning on disassembling them for parts for original fiction. I’ve reviewed a bunch of them, and many

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First off, pony movie soon. Super hyped to see it, and if it gets spoiled for me I'll be devastated.

Now that that's out of the way, a quick update on where I'm at.

I put out an entry to the Barcast's Rarity contest on Saturday, which was immediately buried by the Saturday flood of stories. Check it out, I'd love to get some feedback.

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I hope you all had a good Labor Day weekend! Sorry for the relative dearth of reviews lately; I’ve been trying to get some stuff written, as well as review stories for the Writeoff. But I’ve been cheating on my writeoff reviews with reading some other stories as well, either recommended to me or written by folks that I follow.

Today’s stories:

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So I just wrote some meme-tastic stuff, and my 'Gaben Vs. The Burrito Bureaucracy' story is about to reach 800 views. So basically I'm happy that I can divert energy into writing some garbage. Thanks for reading and I'll write a new story or finish that Filthy Frank one at some point, idk, I'll get around doing that at some point.

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I know that many of you are busy
Many have lots going on
Some of you guys have major issues offline, others are struggling with friend issues here on fimfic
Whatever is causing it, stress is no fun
I've found some websites that can be helpful for relaxation, taking a break, or even letting out frustrations

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THIS IS SO AMAZING! I'VE TRIED SHAVING, PLUCKING, BLEACHING, SUGARING, AND WAXING STRIPS, BUT NONE OF THEM WORKED. EVER SINCE I WAS VERY LITTLE, KIDS MADE FUN OF ME FOR MY MUSTACHE. I've always been super insecure about it. Lately, I wouldn't say I've been insecure, but let's be honest. Mustaches will never be in style. There's no point in keeping it. Since it worked so well on my mustache, I really want to wax my pubes at some point. It's good to try everything at least once. I

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While I was working on some new reviews, I went through my old files and realized I’d started a bunch of review sets that I’d never finished. These were all destined for various different review sets, but I never ended up publishing any of them because they were all in sets of 1-3 stories. I wrote some of these as far back as 2018.

But hey, better late than never, right?

Today’s stories:

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Three blog posts in two days? What is the world coming to?

Today’s stories:

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I’ve been remiss in doing reviews this week. I’d make the excuse of the most recent write-off, but the sad reality is that I’ve been spending far too much of my free time arguing on Reddit.

Which means I might as well have been setting my time on fire.

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https://gyazo.com/ae0add6e28ac4bef846761d7f5a5162f

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE FAUSTIAN GODS.

I AM ROYALTY NOW.

IF NICOLE OLIVER LIKED MY TWEET, IMAGINE HOW MUCH YOU WOULD LIKE MY STORIES.

There are times, my friends, when you feel the zeitgeist – the spirit of the times – and you must write.

For George Orwell, it produced Nineteen Eighty Four, as he viewed the creeping totalitarianism of the world around him.

For me, it produced The Collected Poems of Maud Pie, written in a single night while channeling Maud.

And for Admiral Biscuit… for Admiral Biscuit, it produced… this.

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I originally started this review set on April 15^th. I got three stories done, and then forgot I had started a set. By the time I got back to it, it was the end of June, so I figured I probably should move them over to a Read It Later review set.

And then sat on it for another month.

Horizon publishing a story this morning, along with a request from someone who had gotten a featured story, spurred me to finish this set.

Today’s stories:

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On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 12 polar bears....with aids....terrible...terrible super aids...