Hey there Guardians!
I’m sure many of you, like myself, have all been having a great time playing all the new content we got with the launch of The Witch Queen expansion. I’ve been loving it so far and it’s blown me away with all the content they packed into this thing.
Yes, ThePinkedWonder does stuff like this. That’s exactly why I’m doing this. I’ll probably be doing this for future stories, as well.
It’s a good idea, what can I say? You might want to read the story before this though, because there’s a lot of spoliers.
So, for the 7 people who read the whole story through, whoever you are, let’s talk about this story.
I've been reading a bunch of Anon-a-Miss fics lately and have noticed a trend. A lot of people flesh out Sunset and her past, present and future. A good number of them give other side characters a chance to shine, from Gilda to Octavia, from Sirens to shadowbolts. A lot less give their time to the main 5 and how and why they react like they do. But I haven't seen any (yet) that give the CMC some motivations for their actions besides what is already said in the comic. Which is wierd considering
So I wrote part of a story called Stealing The Oats, but I don't have the willpower to finish it. If anyone wants to finish it, you can read it below. BTW, please credit me if you do. BYE!
Stealing The Oats
Tonkus, who goes by a number of pseudonyms purely out of boredom, is a largely self-taught author with six years of experience in writing fanfiction centered around pastel-colored horses. He also writes original fiction on the side largely as an offshoot of his fanfictions. And by "offshoot", he means that he's recycling Zoey as a character for the nth time since he was in middle school. Why does he do that? He doesn't know, either. Sometimes he writes out of spite for his own procrastination,
"It's the absolute worst!" Flim yelled, cartwheeling in front of the conveniently-placed pile of dynamite. "There's nothing there, really--you should join my Patreon instead, where you'll get access to my OnlyFlams posts for the low, low price of your soul and half of your pocket change! Unlike a certain somepony, who only offers marker-scented markers."
For as long as I can remember (or maybe just a year), I've had four series in my mind. Premiere Nebula, the (tentatively) renamed Actress Square: the ambitious series looking for the big time. If You Give a Little Love: the first hit series, the FiMFiction magnum opus. Paging Doctor Sparkle: the wild card edged with drama, comedy and everything in between. And Light Pollution: the troubled production fighting to stay alive, and stayed alive it has.
If this is still featured tomorrow, it will have been up there for four days.
In that case, acid spewing penises are banned.
My mind is a fucked up place.
On the “Well there’s your problem” podcast, they constantly promise that their next blog post will be about the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.
It never is.
Eh, maybe. But anyway guys I just thought I'd let you know that my stories aren't going to be updated.
Hey pretty lady, I see you there in the corner
Dressed like a queen and standing all alone
Well I couldn't help but wonder if you wanna
Come and dance with me cause' I'm on my own
I think you look so damn pretty
Your eyes are twinkling like the stars above
What the hell is this feeling coming over me?
I think I'm falling head over heels in love
Honey, before you go and leave me behind
I was kinda hoping you wouldn't mind
If I took your hand, led you out into the night
dis is luna
not princess luna
but luna lovegood
and oh my gosh cayenne powder burns your face
AAAAAGGGGHHH *skin sizzles*
but ok yeah i made this awhile ago
and yeahhhh
DO
NOT
STEAL