A lady who is burying her husband needs someone to stay at her house in case someone tries to break in and steal her possessions while she is away?

My landlady asked me to watch her house today and tomorrow while she buries her husband.

How depraved must someone be to steal from a widow on the day of the funeral?

Surprisingly (or not surprisingly) people actually do that.

I just realized I have people following me.

Gotta ask, how many of you are alive and/or active?

The answer may have an affect.

I remember only two of you.

*edit*

Oh, it appears you're all dead.

Still more genocide and unfair treatment. This time not of blacks, but of whites.

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Almost a week has passed since I returned from GalaCon, and I've agonized over this post ever since.

It has been a wonderful experience, a blast, and a vacation I absolutely needed even if I didn't know it. How could I render justice upon this fantastic four days? A report? A slightly storified narration? A tongue-in-cheek recollection of salient events?

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Y'all want to know why I give such a fuck about trans rights? Because my trans comrades go through hell and back every single fucking day they walk this earth. I just want them to be happy. That's all I fucking want, is for my friends to be happy, with who they are and the world they live in. If you have a problem with that, all I can suggest is that you fling yourself into an active volcano and not come back.

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Name: Roger Chen / Mr. Gardening

Age: 35 as a human, a young adult as a Kirin

Gender: Male

Species: Kirin

Appearance: Roger has green eyes, a chestnut coat, while his mane, tail, and tufts of hair on his rear legs are black.

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On this day, 21st October 2015, is the day when Doc Emmet Brown arrives in the future. From this point onwards, there will only be the past. And... boy is he in for a surprise.

I hope that you'll have (or had) a wonderful day full of Christmas cheer! ^_^

and don't worry, i'm nearing the end of the planning stages for my next story! Maybe it'll be a late Christmas present, I dunno.

After reading Starscribe's The Last Pony on Earth, I was intrigued to learn more about the setting and scenario he'd created. Enter the aforementioned group and a handy list of stories that... At this point, I don't remember how I chose these. <.< But they're mostly short and run the gamut from "really good" to "really not so

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A Poem:

(Not written for me thank gods, but for a very foolish friend)

A [Name]ical Love Poem

My best beloved, baby, honey-bun, sugar, love—I sent you a thing
several things, in fact: a video, some text, a lot of subtext
And I've noticed, in passing, lightly, that since my words took wing
it's been, oh, about 1128.7 seconds. Give or take. About. Are you vexed?

I mean, I'm sure you have your reasons: kidnapped by assassins, say

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Thankfully I had a backup on my ponies after people and only lost a thousand words

...

...Sorry. I'm been in a bit of a downer mood lately after hearing about the fires in the western part of the country. I'd read about this one couple that were packed to evacuate, but decided to stay due to information that turned out to be faulty. They're not around anymore to warn people about their mistake, so I might as well do it for them:

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Hey guys. I’m back.

So, I’m going to be breaking my blogging about Bronycon into a few posts based around theme, and first off, I’m going to start off with the thing that made the con awesome; the people.

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I don't think TwiCord or whatever is a remotely plausible ship, but Pandora is totes adorbs.

(source)

OMG my feels! What have you done to my feels?!?!

I don't normally write blog post that's not a story update in someway, mostly because I don't really have a lot of say. But considering it's going to be awhile before I get to make anymore I figured I should do it while I can. At the end of the week I'm moving to a new house and it's going to be a few months before I get internet out there. While it's going to suck for an internet addict like me to go without I'm trying to look on the positive on of this, and I'm hopping in that time I can get

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Dances (not dancing, I have nothing against that, and yes, THERE is a BIG difference).
Children
My Family
Annoying people
Sushi
Small Annoying Children
Whenever people don't listen to me...
Or respond to comments...
Or actually post comments when I keep asking for them...

And finally...
People in general.

(I'm at a a Valentine's Dance right now, suffice it to say it's very lame indeed.)

Fathers stories about the time before ponies always fascinated me when I was a child. Cities were filled to the brim instead of decaying monuments of a civilization that died nearly twenty years ago. Of a world so interconnected, that you could view things happening clear on the other side of the globe.

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Slowly but surely, I managed to drag my new ass over to my bedroom door. Let's just say that falling out of bed and hitting your bea- err, nose into the carpet hurts like all hell. Thankfully that fall didn't break or pull anything. In the end, I basically dragged myself to the door with my talons and left some nice gouges in the carpet I might add. And opening the door, I poked my head out into the living room.

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