WARNING: Bare with me here, I'm having lots of fun while experimenting with a trailer-style post!

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Coming soon to a FiMFicition near you...

*Equestria Girls theme song starts playing*

The next chapter in The Great Crusade of the Canterlot Movie Club...

*Record screech sound suddenly cuts off the song*

"We are the ones who heal the scars..."

"RIDING TO REDEMPTION!"

*Rock version of the CMC theme song starts playing*

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While Air Supremacy has the lowest story number of any I wrote, Wayward Mail was actually the first of the CYOA shorts I wrote for PVCF (and 'short' is right). If it was any shorter Pipp Petals would be calling it smol. I had to expand it just to fit the mimimum word count here on FimFiction, which I've done by including a new, never-before-seen ending (chaos!).

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So the other day, somebody using a fake email address sent me nude photos of himself to me through Gmail at around 5:00 PM British time. If the person who sent me these inappropriate pictures happens to be one of you lot, then first of all; you must lift quite a bit to get arms like that. And second; don't do it again or I will put the pictures into a video and stick it on PornHub or XVideos. Then the whole world can see your hairy legs and saggy testicles. With that out of the way, here are

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Yesterday I submitted my entry to FanOfMostEverything’s awesome Imposing Sovereigns contest. If you haven’t done so yet, take a look at Crystal Glass Ceilings, the tale of Princess Cadance the Usurper - a princess who grabbed power in a man’s world. That was the prompt. While FOME was clear that it wasn’t expected to adhere to the

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Something occurred to me earlier, regarding School Raze. I should also warn that this might be one of those things that once you start thinking about it, you can't stop. So, just in case, below a break.

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Live-reading of this blog, by Imrix.

I’m not good at romance. My idea of a contraceptive is a fake telephone number. I date girls with glasses to look at my reflection while we fuck. I blow raspberries while eating girls out.

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"I mean if she were your sister how could you not?"

Exactly, unknown, yet fiendish, Twitter user! Exactly!

And our parents attempting to keep us apart just means I ended up getting a used pregnancy test in the mail.

I honestly don't even think people are supposed to send things like that using the postal service, because um, biohazards or something along those lines.

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Been a while since I did one of these! Five recent(ish) stories, five reviews. Let’s get cracking before this becomes a Read It Later review set, eh?

Today’s stories:

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Today, I received a private message. As you might already know if you've seen me posting comments in some places recently, I am a very huge advocate for it that ponyfics stay online, whether on the accounts of their authors or on independent archives, such as FIMFetch or my archive account, Fluttercheer's Orphanage for Abandoned Pony Fiction.

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Remember how I said that I have to read my fanfictions again to find out what I'm doing wrote lately, a short time ago?
I did this now and could figure out where I'm suddenly lacking.
To make it short, my descriptions have become less detailed and lengthy and my choice of words less creative, to an amount where some of my latest fics read boring in some parts.

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these fellas never got to see the light of day so they're weird colored little shits