The Great Crusade (Late) Christmas Update · 8:11am Dec 26th, 2023
WARNING: Bare with me here, I'm having lots of fun while experimenting with a trailer-style post!
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Coming soon to a FiMFicition near you...
*Equestria Girls theme song starts playing*
The next chapter in The Great Crusade of the Canterlot Movie Club...
*Record screech sound suddenly cuts off the song*
"We are the ones who heal the scars..."
"RIDING TO REDEMPTION!"
*Rock version of the CMC theme song starts playing*
Chapter #3 - Of Family and Mail
Featuring the debut of Scootaloo's family...
"Crusading against all of the pain you kids had caused? That's wild, nephew!"
And the lovable klutz with a heart as warm as her muffins: Derpy!
"We gotta keep the wagon steady, ya'll!"
"Somebody's gotta keep her steady!"
"I wish my eyes could be steady!"
Will the CMCs do right by Derpy?
"CAR!!!"
And still be in one piece?
Find out... whenever I finish writing this blasted chapter! 
"Seriously, Mr. GJ! What's takin' ya' so long to tell the story of how we got our mojo back?!"
Sorry, Apple-wait, you're not supposed to break the fourth wall!
*Apple Bloom gives me the puppy dog eyes*
I'm an uncle, that trick's not gonna work on me.
*All three CMCs give me the puppy dog eyes*
Okay, now you're just adorably cheating!
