I mean, seriously? 🤦🏻

Would you be brave enough to steal Princess Celestia's cake and eat it?

(Thought I'd make a less serious blog)

Note: Old blog deleted. Chickening out I know, but I rather not draw too much fire to myself and start an argument over it . I have other things to dislike and complain about, but not here. And please don't bring up what I said in my last blog here, PM me if you want to know.

Hello everypony!

1 month,
6 stories,
13 votes,
and... 6 winners?

The votes are in, and while the top 3 were only supposed to get prizes, since the number of entries were low, I decided to go deeper into my purse and give everyone a prize for at least participating! Huzzah!

Without further delay, here is the result of the votes: (I edited in the name of the last story because Google is dumb)

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Celestia: "Oh my! I finally have a letter from Shepherd! Let's see..."

Letter: "Dear Princess Celestia. Today I learned that while friendship can be complicated it is actually more resilient than I thought even between species and with patience we can reach out and realize that this letter is actually a distraction while I steal your cake sorry it was for a bet I lost this should be a long enough of a distraction for me to get away later!"

Celestia: "Wait wha-"

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A new multi-chapter story is now available! Additional chapters will be released every two days.

Source

The comic was actually an a patreon reward for Dashhole who wants this idea turned into a comic.

Holy anaconda, eh.

How fattening do you think Celestia's cakes are?

Low fat, medium fat, high fat?

Other level fat? (state in post)

What would happen if you sent this letter to Princess Celestia?

Dear Princess Celestia,

You have gotten far too thin and need to eat a lot more fattening cake.

Sincerely,

(Your Name).”

I just have to proofread and edit it a little bit and it should be up tomorrow morning! Expect it! Also, still need cover art for it...if you have an idea let me know or if you want to do it, let me know!

Online cake delivery is a service provided by Wakeup Gifts that allows customers to order cakes and gifts online Indore and have them delivered to a specified location. To order, visit: https://wakeupgifts.com/buy-cake-online-indore/

This one’s a short one (sorry—sort of). Actually, it’s the shortest chapter. All the others are longer.

Oh, and the cake Chiffon Swirl makes? It’s real. I make it and it’s delicious. If my week wasn’t already crazy full, I’d make it right now because it really is that freaking good. I’m not allowed to make carrot cake any other way. My family would disown me if I tried.

See you all on Thursday for a much longer chapter.

Epic Yarn, out!

I'm so glad I went grocery shopping today. I bought a nice big chocolate fudge cake and I just so happy to feel hungry right about now...

This is pure evil.

From: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHBPRzWIbx8

There where some set backs getting my new story up and running. First it got revoked, then I made some alterations, then it got revoked again, then I got kinda frustrated and stopped writing for awhile. But ive recovered and am in the mood again so expect updates soon. I think I've finally got the new story "MLP" enough. If it doesn't pass this time I'm going to shelve it and get back to it later. Regardless of what happens, Room for Two will continue soon.

For those unaware, my birthday was this past Tuesday (July 12th). I got a surprising amount of artwork made for me, which I'm humbled by. I wanted to give it further exposure.

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I have nothing to review today... Everyone gets cake, pizza and ice cream!

Here's to July my friends!

...and a bottle of rum.

But seriously though, it's my cakeday.

It's amazing what you will find when you google search 'Cakelestia'.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
9:54_8/1/2016

Compute the thrust power, exhaust velocity, specific impulse, thrust, and mass flow of the Celestia Drive.

(i.e., that particular fusion torch drive created by placing an alicorn at the base of your rocket and feeding her cake to transform by obscure magical metabolic processes into burning hot nuclear plasma)

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