Well, looks like next chapter is moving well. Felt like dropping a blog post just to reassure you guys. I can't wait to show you more of the diplomatic trip of Celestia, first of her name, ruler of the Co-principality of Equestria, protector of harmony, queen of the Andals and the seven kingdoms. master of the sun and breaker of chains. And for those who want a little spoiler.....

There will be cake!

Hello Everypony!

Well, I said I'd put out something new today, so here's a short little tale about the internal struggles of a certain cotton candy mare, and the help of a friend who teaches her a new way to look at herself.

My first story on this site written entirely in present tense. Enjoy Luv Yew, Mummy Pingkee Pi.

Everypony-

Yes, I did declare 'break week', but I also said I miiiight publish a story of my own that was basically ready to go anyway. Well, I did. If it's you're cup of tea, enjoy a somber, post-holiday tale of a young unicorn doctor named Painless, as he learns to soften his heart again.

Be well, ponies

Sugarcube in the Corner

Hi, guys!

I'm happy with where the story is at. Look for it in the near future. Thanks!

Vivid

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Would you share chocolate cake with Princess Celestia?

Or would you eat the whole chocolate cake and not share any of it?

Would you stuff Princess Celestia with cake? As in demand/force her to eat more cake.

Princess Celestia: But my little human! I'm full! And I'll get fat!"

*You force a spoonful of cake into her mouth.*

You: No! Keep eating the fattening cake! I want you bigger and fatter!

*Princess Celestia sighs and reluctantly agrees to eat more cake.*

Biscuit or Cake? That is the question.

Give Princess Celestia more cake!

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Good news for humans and alicorns (found on Instapundit). New research shows chocolate cake for breakfast may⁽*⁾ help you lose weight.

(*) or not.

Rumors of this research being funded by extra-terrestrial entities is entirely false. Really.

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how do you do it?

this feels so uncomfortable...

maybe that Celestia would have done me well for the next week or so, unless someone could find me a cuter female or male picture.

I'm picky, so beware.

Getting me to like a profile pic is like trying to feed a crying baby.

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Would you be brave enough to steal Princess Celestia's cake and eat it?

(Thought I'd make a less serious blog)

Note: Old blog deleted. Chickening out I know, but I rather not draw too much fire to myself and start an argument over it . I have other things to dislike and complain about, but not here. And please don't bring up what I said in my last blog here, PM me if you want to know.

Hello Everypony,

Yep, I did it again. What began with me just being sick for a few days and desiring to entertain myself just became a trifecta of misunderstanding madness. Not sorry!

Anyway, good to see you all, as it is good to chatter with you on Discord. Don't be strangers and enjoy!

Look at that Princess Celestia eat cake!

This week's blog post ran to 1500 words, so I submitted it as new story instead.
Check out: Domestic Rock Science
If you liked the rock cakes demo in Rock Farms and Nuclear Reactors, you might enjoy this.
I'm now off on a geophysics field trip.

Damn girl is too big. Do you think Princess Celestia needs to lay off the cake to lose some weight?

She be breaking dining table chairs zoom enough.

Or.... do you think Princess Celestia is not big enough? Or just right?

Holy anaconda, eh.

How fattening do you think Celestia's cakes are?

Low fat, medium fat, high fat?

Other level fat? (state in post)