Apr
15th
2016
Would you steal Princess Celestia's cake and eat it? · 7:05pm Apr 15th, 2016
Would you be brave enough to steal Princess Celestia's cake and eat it?
(Thought I'd make a less serious blog)
Note: Old blog deleted. Chickening out I know, but I rather not draw too much fire to myself and start an argument over it . I have other things to dislike and complain about, but not here. And please don't bring up what I said in my last blog here, PM me if you want to know.
We dont need her cake. We will make our own cake. With Blackjack. And hookers.
3872481 I see what you did there!
No,because she would use her magicks to grow a gigantic horsi dik and plow my anus until i shit out my entrails.
3872481
That cake sounds tasty.
3872483
I too see.
3872492
That's a good point.
Oh, you're no fun. XD
3872498
Well....I would try i guess... XD
3872518
You are brave.
3872519 I would try for the other 'cake' really.
Would I steal cake from a pony who could blast my internal organs yes I would (no regrets)
3872525
I think I know what you mean.
3872529
Maybe she will just yell at you hopefully.
Depends on if she's paying attention. If not then blame Luna!
3872559
She would probably be very mad.
What made you follow m? (Are are one of my newer followers)
3872562
Oh, that would be funny. Luna get sent to the moon for thousand years for stealing cake. XD
3872577
I deleted my comment. Sorry about that.
And yeah, I'm a new follower.
Tempting it sounds like forbidden fruit, or forbidden cake.
Fuck it I'm in I'ma have that cake and eat it to.
I'm sure Atlas would take the cake, I don't have hands ... The greatest challenge is taking it without her knowing ... A well orchestrated plan is needed
then we make our getaway
Yes.
Fuck her cake!
3872622
Yeah, she needs to lose some weight! XD
3872597
That sounds a lot safer.
3872603
Make sure she doesn't know you did it and you'll be fine.
3872611
I'm not sure she will have such great security the first time you steal it.
3872656
That's a valid point.
3872530
Pfff...
Dude, I was the only person who disagreed with you.
And I wasn't even being mean about it.
3872709
Well, I'd rather not get a billion hate comments and have a pointless argument over the Internet.
Blog was only a few hours old, so I don't want to draw fire to myself as the hours go by.
Steal that cake?
I'd be eatin' that cake, hands on both sides.
She'd be unconscious by the end of it!
Wait, you mean LITERAL cake?
...
I think I might need to see myself out.
3872727
I whole heartily agree. She has a lovely cake.
3872633 I'd agree with you if she didn't have a contingency of guards around all the time , didn't have it made to order & have her cake delivered immediately after its ready ( it's only two minutes from kitchen to throne room ) and If Luna and Discord didn't prank her as often as they do ...
-Explosive Chocolate Cake - nuff said
then again .... Scapegoats
so That's why I couldn't reply to your message! also, I would not only take celestia's cake and eat it, but I would make her WATCH me eat it.
No, Because I'm Not A Dick.
Only if it the hide-and seek game and cake is reward. Otherwise, if you are in a good relationship with her, than you just need to ask and she will share the cake with you, but how she will do it depends on her mood. She could just give you slice of cake or could sit on it and say that you allowed to eat her cakes only from her butt.
3873230
You should give that as an idea for someone to do.
3874076
Don't know who I should ask?
3874163
I'm not sure, sorry.
I don't know, it seems like a pretty high risk /reward situation.
Doesn't seem worth it.
So unless that changes I wouldn't be mustering the courage to do it, not necessarily because I couldn't but because I wouldn't want to.
~Leonzilla