"Hi, everypony. My name is Pinkie Pie..."

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[pityparty]Sorry for the lack of updates, I've been kinda indisposed lately lulz. I'll have a more detailed blog whenever I can get in front of a computer and think straight.[/pityparty]

Wish me luck y'all \o/
~Scampy

UPDATE: i lived bitches

Take a shot every time this guy says “Fun fact:”

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I have a PAPER!!

Gentlemen.... BEHOLD!! I HAVE CREATED MUTANT MICE!!

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/31869353

And now to use this knowledge for evil! MUWAH HA HA HA HA!! (cancels out everyone's BMPs on Twitter, via 4chan.)

New Warframe story coming, remastered from the original.

That is all.

Get hyped.

Here is the theme.

So um this may be bold to state like saying "I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuuch a big author that people WILL make different versions or rewrites or audio recordings of my story" But that's not how I mean to sound y'know? I'm fairly small like REALLY small in this little site we have. There's literally thousands probably billions of better authors that write fanfics than me. So Please don't take this like I'm actually very noticable but whatever the case is if anyone wants to make a recording reading

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Wish me luck and I would like to have screen shots of my adventure into mental ward of death and insanity. but I'm more than likely not going to do it because if you have ever seen the game you know why. though I will have them they will just be on my steam.

You will never know my steam account.

"Why are you even making this a post".

"don't entirely know Kinkajou".

"Well lets hope this scares you to stop doing some stuff".

"Stop talking"!

AND IT SUCKS

Jesus.

All I want to do is write.

I can hear the wife in the other room, pounding away at her keyboard like there's no tomorrow. She's probably writing the great swedish novel, or some sort of Scandinavian epic poem. What am I doing? Watching dumb videos on youtube and getting stressed about work.

A writer that doesn't write is a liar.

Sorry. I guess I'm just in a bad mood, and this seemed like as good a place as any to spray about my ire.

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I'm pretty depressed now.

I preferred traffic when covid stopped people driving to work; it was peaceful and it was a great time for me to first own a car. Today, however, while trying to find another music shop, made a mistake. It was an easy mistake to make, but it both made me feel like an asshole and also like a moron.

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All stories stop. Some are lucky enough to end properly.

(Before anyone panics, this isn’t goodbye from Fimfiction.)

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got another one-shot in the making! also got 2 papers to write this weekend so not now, but soon it'll be finished.

basically it's about Spike coming back to Canterlot for whatever reason and visiting his old piano teacher, and the bond they share. it's still in the very rough stages and i'm not sure exactly what i want to say with this story, but i still want to write it.

and i got the perfect, jokey title for it already

Scales

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Hello, my friends! I hope you did not think that I forgot to tell you about the rest of my BronyCon adventures! Oh no, not in the slightest.

Sunday:

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So, I opened my mail today and found a letter from State Farm... The sweet and short of it is that my insurance is only covering half of what the damages were from a accident in July 2015.

That makes me responsible for 5,590.70$

That is... Such a very big number...

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Look.

Sometimes, when we're tired from flying around the world, and being awake for 36 hours, and not being entirely sure what day of the week it is anymore, our brains do funny things. And, being an author, sometimes those funny things come out as stories.

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Hello,

Now as you may have gathered from the last I dunno ten? or so blogs I rather like writing something- and then life happens and I stop writing- now that's primarily from a whole lot of issues- interest, drive, depression, general borderline personality disorder type stuff (a rather interesting read for a mental hula hoop that doesn't get talked about a lot- even with the problematic name)

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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I am kind of having a moment right now. Ponies: The Galloping 2, a set of four out of the Mane Six (Twilight and Rarity were part of PtG 1) in actual Magic card form, is currently on sale. As part of that, the Arena online client has several pony-based cosmetics available.

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