IF WE HAD SEX:

[] Against the wall.

[] On a bed.

[] Fast.

[] Doggy style.

[] In the shower.

[] On the kitchen counter.

[] On the washing machine.

[] You're on top.

[] Anal.

[] We wouldn't.

[] I don't know...

[] Over my dead body!

[] Oh, you would want that, wouldn't you?

[] The things I'd do to you ;^)

IF YOU KISSED ME, I WOULD:

[] Kiss back.

[] Blush.

[] Slap you.

[] Stare at you, wondering if we would kiss again.

[] Laugh about it.

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So due to the utter boredom and me not writing any story in quite some time I decide to write this blog. Not for you, imaginary non existent reader, but for me since out of all of my followers I expect maybe like one or two to even click on my blog.

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I'm sure some of you have heard about this already, but the owner of FimFetch has decided to release a list of people who are/have/might again write/draw/rp/etc foalcon content. You can find the list linked in this thread. This person started removing foalcon stories from the FimFetch Archive months ago and now has gone too far, basically declaring war on

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I was doing this thing where I made a triangle out of sticks and lashings, and then people carried me around on it. I ended up having to use someone else’s triangle, and it fell apart. My foot was pinned in place, but I insisted upon being carried 50 feet further to the finish line.

Artist’s rendition:
https://ibb.co/6sB96BV

Hello, guys. Surprised to see me again, huh? Yeah, I didn’t think I would come back at first either. However, I would like to make some clarification as to why I left in the first place so hear me out.

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IN WHICH DRUNKEN RAMBLING
Hey y'all! So, uh, I've been having some demon-liquor. Enjoy this random-as-hell Otter video!

I love otters. Have for years. But sadly they can't fit into my writing oeuvre. So sit back and enjoy my word-vomit!

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Scinfaxi: The Horse who pulls a carriage that contains the sun and daylight

Hrimfaxi: The Horse who pulls a carriage that contains the moon and nighttime

Alicorn: The Winged Unicorn who's very existence brings imminent doom

Welp, running a bit behind on this one. Anyway, I have a pretty good idea what recommendation I'm going to give this one already, but let's see how it changes as I review it, shall we? Oh, and I added some footnotes because why not?

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[pityparty]Sorry for the lack of updates, I've been kinda indisposed lately lulz. I'll have a more detailed blog whenever I can get in front of a computer and think straight.[/pityparty]

Wish me luck y'all \o/
~Scampy

UPDATE: i lived bitches

It's a very special day today.

Two years ago, I took in my beautiful baby girl. I can't believe it's been two years. It feels like even more. And yet I can picture it as clearly as if it happened yesterday. I guess it's true what they say- the days go slow but the years go fast.

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Hi guys im bored. So I made this list of my favorite ships here we go

Number #5

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As the title suggests, I updated Little Nemo. And boy did I write up something for you guys. I have no idea how this thing ballooned out and became the behemoth that it did. I just started writing last night, stopped at the chapter end and realized it was somehow 6 in the morning already.

So yeah. I doubled my word count with a single chapter. Not sure if I should be boastful about this, or scared that you guys are going to start expecting this of me...

I have great news for everypony. I have beaten back the evil of writer's block and have gotten back into the habit of writing once more. So with that said, I am currently working on chapter six of "I'm Not A Mare". And I have an idea and plan for chapter seven. I hope everypony is excited as I am for the next update. If you want to check out my non-mlp stories, please check out Sarah the Squirrel.

Howdy, everyone.

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Went home sick from work yesterday, and in the throes of my fever and body aches, began writing. Then I made this account. Now, between yesterday and today, I've written six chapters and I am partway through the seventh. I don't know how long this writing spurt will hold out, but I hope it just keeps going. I'm having a blast writing 'One For The Archives'!

Will Arta ever get the archives organized?

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IN WHICH THE TORTOISE ENVIES THE HARES

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So yeah spent the last month working on a harry potter fanfic (not a crossover) and as some of you might be interested in that I figured I would post links to the story that can be found on AO3 or Fanfiction.net. I suck as summaries so I'll just leave you with it is the hurt/comfort that I pretty much exclusively write and that it follows a trans character before they come out to themselves for the years prior to going to Hogwarts and then their first year at Hogwarts. It is set at the same

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