That is not a joke meant for the children you two!

Hey Everypony!

Wish you all a very Happy Hearts & Hooves Day or Happy Valentine's Day! May you all get that special somepony in your lives some day & may love flow forevermore! Cheers to all the couples! (And single ones like me, just enjoy your day cherishing the fact that you don't have to get so lovey-dovey today! )

Death is ever present and you end up excepting and it falls to the back of your mind, until something brings it back to the forefront. That is exactly what happened, to me at work the other day. There was an accident out in the parking lot of my place of employment; a motorcyclist got into a collision with a bus and ended up going underneath the rear axle. He died before the paramedics got there... It's things like these that get you thinking about how fragile life really is. So that is

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Howdy, folks!

So I have a new fic out, and wonder of wonders, it is MLP again! It took a bit longer to finalize and get all ready to go than I was expecting, but it’s ready to go.

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Yes, much like Wal-Mart, I'm already thinking about Valentine's Day even though we have yet to reach Christmas or New Years. Although, it my defense, I do need time to think and plan in order to try and get everything worked out in time. I want to try and write a story for the holiday when it arrives, and I'm looking for some opinions.

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Okay so on fanfiction.net I'm making a history book to go with two major story lines I've come up with.
(I'll add the stories here later)

I'm having trouble deciding on couples though.
Here are the ones I know I want to keep as couples:

Twilight x Flash Sentry
Rainbow Dash x Soarin
Fluttershy x Big Macintosh
Pinkie Pie x Cheese Sandwich
Celestia x Discord
Cadance x shining Armor
Nurse Redheart x Donut Joe
Derpy x Doctor Whooves

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Heyo, how we all do this fine Wednesday?

We’re on update day, and part two of Couples Retreat is now live on Offprint. Just one final part to go on Friday for it to be fully online there, and then we’ll do this whole process again come Monday here on Fimfic (and also AO3). Hope you’re enjoying it/will enjoy it then!

TTFN.

Some are starting to drive me up the wall with this "LACK OF MARITAL LIFE" showcases. (IE: we don't see them do many things as a married couple)

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Hi everypony! I can really use your help on something, a story I am working on will involve a ton of ships by all different ponies. If you could, tell me all of the different pony ships you know of any characters in the show The only rule is the characters must be in the show and can't be somepony you made, alright. THX for helping!!!!

Guys, it's full of cute lesbians, guys.

hEY.

Guys

GUYS

I'm so proud of them! They enjoyed the cake, milkshakes, poems and decorations made, as well as the picture/amulet necklaces and folders I bought! ❤️

My poems:

Haiku - "Puppy Love" (me to my parents)

(Me to my parents)

1. Love your hugs and kisses!
2. Spring love blooms, snuggles, cuddles
3. Bound with puppy love 💕

Three poems based on their relationship:

Limerick - "School kids" (dad to mom)

A. I thought my life was already fun and happy

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Second time in a row I can give you my thoughts on the newest MLP episode.

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I should preface this that I saw the pisode yesterday during the graveyard hours of my job. It certainly helped to kill time.

To start, I'm reallyy digging into the new intro. It definetely signals me that MLP is still going to be around and standing strong. (Just please don't let this be another steven universe. )

Let's talk about Pinkie Pie. Oh jeez. I can't tell you how many times I either said:

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Well looks like Maud got herself a boyfriend! And he sure is...interesting.

https://youtu.be/bNy8Vfk8j4Y

More talking animal porn. Who likes marital sex? Well, that's what you're getting: vanilla married sex with some comedy at the end. Enjoy!

Married parents Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde have just put their son James to bed for the night, and decide to have a bit of adult fun with themselves after the stress of the holidays. Unfortunately, their antics get a little bit too loud, and they end up having a little visitor at the worst possible time.

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So another new story and another new ship!

This time we have a new paring that I've not written for before, one I'm aware is very popular. Now that I've had a taste of wring for it I have to agree that it is a very good couple, both Applejack and Rarity have a really good dynamic that is very fun to work with.

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Happy Easter Fool’s Day! I suppose this involves trying to convince people you’ve discovered the Easter Bunny and hope they don’t notice you’ve put rabbit ears on a platypus. Not that that has anything to do with the episode; just reminding you to put even less trust in what you read on the Internet than usual today.

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Specifically, halfling-centric DnD-based erotica.

Please.

I am a weak man, and I need your help, champion.

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