Yup! Part 4 of Elements Change the Dark Hearts has now been finally published. I hope you guys like it.

And with the closing of Monsoon's main arc in this story, I will now take a small break from Elements in order to work on some other stories and other projects for the time being. I'm VERY excited to do some of the things that'll be coming up this October, and I truly hope you're all excited too.

If you have ANY comments or critiques, do let me know. I'm ALWAYS open ears, after all...

You'll forgive me for my ignorance, but... what's the big deal? I know being in the featured box is a big deal, but is it mandatory for people who were in the featured box or popular stories sidebar to put that in the descriptions of their stories? Or is it more of a celebratory thing for the author? I'm just so confused. I see fics that say "Featured: 9 Oct 14" and my only thought is "That was years ago, why should I care?" I know that sounds mean, I think FF and AO3 have made me kinda bitchy

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I agree, punish the woke.

I've never been one of those who wants to play fair. This isn't a game. I've made extreme suggestions for dealing with the woke, so this option is humane.

Child of Harmony has fanart! It's amazing I'm screaming internally! It's made by ekdeans and I still can't get over the fact I have fanart of one of my stories now it's so weird thank you so much

Y'know how I sometimes pull a longer, more serious chapter out of nowhere?

What if I make a Patreon tier/add to a patreon tier a benefit so that y'all can request one such chapter per month? Same rules apply as the regular What If chapter request stuffs, except that maybe the most upvoted comments are put into an elimination tournament to leave only The One True Chapter™ to rule the month. maybe I'll throw in "scribble out a drawing of the scenario too" while I'm at it idk

So a new chapter is up

But the plan is, if I finish all the chapters before I upload the rest of them, all the remaining chapter will be uploaded on the same day

I'm working hard, while also do my best to not overload myself

Thank you all for your support and kindness

Ryder a.k.a. rarityxspike

...unfortunately that means I didn't plan for this.

So here's a fundraiser for that and also so I can buy insurance for my meds too.

Um... Pinkie Pie!

Source

I know it hasn't quite been a year since I published the story yet, but then again Twilight has been working on getting Rarity's attention for some time before that already, hasn't she? Either way, I've already put this post off way too long, so let's do this.

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That brother sister bonding really worked. We took a few hits from a joint and a few from a bong. I coughed a lot but now I feel great. I feel like Elmo. I'm using first person pronouns but am thinking like Elmo.

You know that feeling when you go to wipe your ass after a steamy shit and you feel the heat radiating from your ass? My little brother doesn't think poop has steam but it definitely does! People call making out steamy but all it does is induce boners.

That's a promise! Stay tuned.

Seeing this should be giving me emotions. Maybe disappointment at Chrysalis falling in line like the other villains. Maybe being glad that she denies it at the last second. Maybe just being upset that it's Starlight Glimmer she's talking to, and not Twilight or someone.

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WHEW, it's a doozy.

Also, good news! Someone took off their thumb down! My story now stands at 59 likes over 1 dislike! I'm very grateful for the change of heart, random person who originally disliked it. I'm glad I could entertain you enough to reconsider!

I thank all my readers for sticking with me thus far.

I don't know what it is about listening to fabricated Emergency Alert System messages that has drawn me. I tell myself that it's a humbling experience: shocking myself into hearing what could happen in the worst-case scenario. In particular, the cold, unerring terror of hearing a message play that tells me about an incoming attack. Some others deal with severe weather, and one that I found was built around the 9/11 attack, but the most haunting in my search so far involved a

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I feel so much better and I know I won't puke up my sandwich. Also I did my makeup and feel so fabulous. Well I always feel fabulous but each day it's a different kind. Now I see why people are so obsessed with contouring. Oh and this girl with whom I had a gay thing in seventh grade told me she's going to text me every day about how much she loves me...?

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I love this song, "Feels Good To Me," by Bill Bruford.

You may like it. You might not. You might think it's too cheesy, or too jazzy. That's fine, not everybody has to like the same stuff. I don't like shitty dubstep or hip-hop songs that some folks listen to. So, we're different. We don't need to fight about it, because diversity is our strength as a human race. I can say that without it making me a special snowflake SJW.

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"The hell do you mean, Mr. N0?" I hear you ask.

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